The Normal's Guide to Gothdom
Care and Feeding of Your Pet Goth

This is a helpful guide that someone wrote. If you want to improve your score on the Goth-Friendly test, or you just want to know what to do when hanging out with a goth, these helpful tips may prevent any awkward or embarrassing situations.

Originally written by some random and found on alt.gothic, but some more was tacked on later. Edited and HTMLised by Bob