Some of my more Favorite Jokes


Some of these could offend, if you read them then you take that chance. I have a very sick sense of humour, its completly warped, but it is just that, a sense of humour. I can find stuff funny, but be totaly apalled at the concepts. Just 'cos it makes me laugh doesn't mean i agree with the essance of it.

Oh and never ever be afriad to be the butt of your own jokes....

Right....I supose we should start cleanly and progress onwards....



A clean funny joke

Q : What do you call a Telly Tubby thats been Burgled ???
A : A Tubby !!!

A sexist joke

Q : Why did they invent Shopping trollies ???
A : To teach women to walk on thier hind legs !!!

A sick joke

Q : If gay males die of AIDS, What do lesbians die of ???
A : Hairballs ???

A Jewish joke

Did you hear about the Jew who was taken to court charged with buggering a cat?
He got off after his lawyer pointed out to the judge that a Jew would never put anything into a kitty.......

A Jew, A Catholic and A Mornmon Joke

A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an interfaith meeting.
The Jew, bragging on his virility, said, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team."
The Catholic, pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing, boy. I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team."
To which the Mormon replied, "You fellas ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."


You can be sure there will be more to come as i find them....Hell, send me your fave...You never know what might happen if its good enough