Credits

A New Hope

Based on Star Wars Written by
George Lucas

Satirised by
Bob Rosenberg

Cast

Cleggy	Luke Skywalker	Andrew Clegg
Nic	Han Solo	Nic Gibson
Shawnee	Princess Leia Organa	Shawnee Sequeira
Guy (Java-G) Hammond	Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi	Guy Hammond
Kara	See-Threepio (C-3PO)	Kara Sears
The laptop	Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2)	Kara's Laptop
Pete	Chewbacca	Pete French
Mr. Simon Price	Lord Darth Vader	Simon Price
Matt	General Dodonna / Willard	Matt Bocci
Black Leader	Red Leader	Nathalie Mahieu
Black Two (Lee)	Red Two (Wedge)	Lee Armstrong
Black Three (Dishmop)	Red Three (Biggs)	Dishmop Dave
Black Six	Red Ten	Ridley McIntyre
Grey Leader (Laurissa)	Gold Leader (Dutch)	Laurissa Tokarchuk
Grey Five	Gold Five	John Gothwin

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The Ballroom Strikes Back

Based on The Empire Strikes Back Written by
George Lucas
Leigh Brackett
and
Lawrence Kasdan

Satirised by
Bob Rosenberg

Cast

Cleggy	Luke Skywalker	Andrew Clegg
Sexbat	Yoda	Count von Sexbat
Nic	Han Solo	Nic Gibson
Shawnee	Princess Leia Organa	Shawnee Sequeira
Kara	See-Threepio (C-3PO)	Kara Sears
Felidae	Lando Calrissian	Thomas Neidhardt
Simon Price	Darth Vader	Simon Price
Pete	Chewbacca	Pete French
Guy (Java-G) Hammond	Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi	Guy Hammond
Dok	Lobot	Doktor Joy
Forgy	Boba Fett	James Forgy

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Return of the Goth Scene

Based on Return of the Jedi Written by
George Lucas
and
Lawrence Kasdan

Satirised by
Bob Rosenberg

Cast

Cleggy	Luke Skywalker	Andrew Clegg
Sexbat	Yoda	Count von Sexbat
Guy (Java-G) Hammond	Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi	Guy Hammond
Kara	See-Threepio (C-3PO)	Kara Sears
Deptford John	Bib Fortuna	'Deptford' John
Ron the Hammer	Jabba the Hutt	Ron 'the Hammer'
The laptop	Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2)	Kara's Laptop
Simon Price	Darth Vader	Simon Price
Shawnee	Princess Leia Organa	Shawnee Sequeira
Fuzzygoth	Wicket	Glasgow's Fuzzygoth Tart
Nic	Han Solo	Nic Gibson