"We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my
apartment and fuck."
Petro
"By the way, are you 23?"
Dina Celeste Birrell
"Would you mind very much if I burned out your eyes with a laser?"
Rare Blood
"Shall we go back to my place and do all the things I'm going to tell
my friends we did anyway?"
Anton
"I just wanted to tell you I love the way you dance."
"So, are you ever going to talk to me, or were you just going to
continue to stare?"
jC
"Hi. Are you cute?"
The Wailer at the Gates of Dawn
"What do you think of me? Because I know I want to kiss you right now."
Literati
"Are you here alone, or will someone have to retain your
affections over my dead body?"
Tox
"If I don't speak to you now, Tamara will break both of my legs!"
Count Von Sexbat
"Hi. I like you. I have money. Come home with me."
John McCluskey
"Can I have your belt? It is for my collection..."
Ph0ebus
"if i was going to sleep with a heroin addict
it would definitely be you."
Alison Gorbould
"Your calf muscles fall within acceptable parameters. Wanna fuck?"
Kevin O' Gorman
"You have incredible legs...
would you mind if I took them home with me?"
Exile
"I can tell you want to do me."
J. Eric Townsend
"I don't think that I could get to sleep with an elephant gun
slug in my chest! Want to go to a
insert appropriate meeting place here
after this place closes?"
grAe
"You're not really going to get on that bus, are you?"
Rachel
"I know you have a boyfriend, cause I've seen you withhim.
Anyway, if you spend a day with me, just one whole
day with me. I promise that you
won't want to go back with him."
Laake
"The DJ is giving a free cd to the first man coming to the
booth wearing a bra and I couldn't think of another way to
start talking to you..."
Heather White
"Hey, would you like to dance??"
Element
"I want to scale you."
Siobhan
"Oh come on, I was high, he was drunk and I'm a slut.
It doesn't mean I don't like you."
Mistress Lily
"I know I have only known you for about ½ an hour,
but can I stick my hands down your pants anyway?"
[insert innocent smile here].
Adam Florence
"You could be the 3rd love in my life."
said with true sincerity
"'cause 1st I'm in love with myself,
2nd I'm in love with alcohol
3rd could be you.
You could even work your way up to 2nd place,
when my bottle's empty."
Whisky Dave
"Some people you just have to fuck."
avitania
"I'll make you famous."
Prometheus
"You wanna have wild, sweaty sex? Would you mind holding still
while I do?"
Al Golagnia
"May I headbut you?"
Leanore
"Would you mind if I licked you?"
Gothboy
"I like my women like I like my coffee.
Lukewarm, bitter and in my lap."
medea
"What flavor are you?"
Alan Killenbeck
"I was just looking deep into your eyes and thinking how much the movie
Ferris Beuler has changed my life"
PANIC
"I'm sorry I couldn't pull a corpse out of the wall for you."
Bruce
"You aren't all that great, and if you were, this sort
of lame come-on wouldn't work anyway, but even though you aren't, I'm
no goddam prize myself, and I'm horny as hell. Please try to overlook
my abject transparency and lack of originality and be so falsely
fattered by my remarks that you will eagerly go fucking with me."
Harfs Ynuder
"I just shaved the sides of my head. Wanna lick it?"
the gutterman
"I'm drunk and need a wall to lean on...you'll do."
Edvamp
"I just got paid and i was wondering if it would be anough money
to get you drunk enough to even talk to me....."
ante:pathy
"Dance with me, or I blow you're fucking brains out"
Ridley
"I can eat girl for 2 days straight"
Illiza Dane
(boy dashes up, drops to his knees, and says)
"I just want to say, you have the most amazing breasts."
Megan the Red Queen
"You look like Meatloaf, but that's ok cos I think Meatloaf is hot".
Edvamp
"'Ey, 'ey, 'ey... [belch]. Oi. 'Ey. Are you... [urp] are you, like, kinky and shit?"
Letterbomb
"Ya sher are purdy for a gurl wit' zits."
Letterbomb
