Gothic Pickup lines

Lists of lines

Erika V

Many of these are from non-goth guys. Because they tend to be the most amusing. . .

Christa Starr

1. "What does net.goth mean? Hey, are you, like, into that computer stuff?"
2. "So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund."
3. "Hi. My name is , and I'm a vampire, but only on alternate Wednesdays."

4. My-yyyy. . . Cree-hee-py Gir-hirl!
   Won't you be mi-hee-hiiine?!
   I'll give you scrolls and fish
   And tinker-toys and wi-hee-hiiine!
   

   (The Creepy Girl song from Mystery Science Theater 3000)

Arnold Friend

1. "So you're a girl huh?"
2. "Do you like food?"
3. "Do you like music?"
4. "Shhhhhhhhhh...... Don't tell anyone but I'm a vampire. Shhhhhhh.... No really. and I'm 4000 years old. Really. but now I live in the valley with my mom."
5. "Hey you! You in the black!"
6. "Wait...... The Cure.. right?"
7. "yeah I know the singer."
8. "I just wanted to tell you I think you dance really well. It's like when you are out there it's like you don't care what anybody thinks."
9. "Are you gay?"
10. "Don't you hate it when people ask you if you are gay!"
11. "Remember when this club was cool....? You know before everyone I used to hang out with like got jobs or moved out of their parents' house?"

Some of them have actually worked. Sad, no?

Neon Samurai

1. "Worship me!"
2. "what lovely eyes you have... I used to have some just like them."
3. "Aren't you insert gothic-y singer here?"
4. "Didn't I go to your funeral?" (for humorous goths only! Many do not like this)

Kerry Smith

Well, not being one to respond enthusiastically to overtly sexual come-ons, but trying to find some common topic of interest, the following "lines" have worked on me.

1. "Pardon me, but my corset has come unlaced. Could you tighten it for me?"
   
   Footnote: Generally asking a man for any kind of assistance makes him feel needed, and appreciated: the key to any type of relationship
2. "Have you heard of this band before?" (at shows, or record stores)
3. "Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?"
4. "Hi, aren't you insert any ficticiuos name here?"

Chris

The ones I prefer are the one's women who picked me up would use...

1. "Did you know you look just like Clint Ruin" (aka Jim Thilwell)?
2. "If your cheekbones were any higher they'd need warning lights."
3. "I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down."
4. "Would you please come home with me and tie me up..."
5. You're mine... Let's go"
6. "I'm bored. Entertain me and I'll buy you a beer."

John Evans

1. "Blow me if I'm wrong, but you wanna fuck me."
2. "That's a fabulous black corsett and it goes great with those boots, but they would both look better on the floor next to my bed."
3. "Wanna go for a ride in my porsche? It's black..."
4. "Are you here alone or am I going to have to kill someone to win your affection?"

Voron

Joe Brenner

1. "Hey, I'm looking for a second girlfriend. How about you?"
2. "Know any places to buy Absinthe around here?"
3. "What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?"
4. "I bet you don't own a CD player, either."
5. "Hey, do you know Joe Radio?"

Charles Taylor

Here's a few that have worked on me :

1. "Hello" (used on me once or twice with positive results)
2. "Didn't I see you here last week?"
3. "Want a drink? I brewed it myself." (it was mead, it was an SCA event)
4. "You know, I always though you deserved better [than your ex]" (I had just broken up with her best friend/employee,I was sad, depressed, lonely)
5. "Do you know how to turn on the lights of a mercury?" (it was a rental, (the car, not the girl ))

Steve Benesko

1. "Did you know that you have enough tissue on the inside of your lungs to wallpaper the entire room?"
2. "I love your hair, it's black as tires......."
3. "Should I buy you a beer now, or wait until after we fuck??"
4. "Would you like to see my vasectomy scar?"
5. "Didn't we meet in a previous life?"
6. "Is that blood, or wine that your having?"
7. "Can I bum a clove?"
8. "Is that a rat on your shoulder, or are you just glad to see me?"
9. "Are you male or female???" (does it matter?)
10. "I want to (krunk) you like an animal...."
11. "Are those nails piercings tattoos fangs real or are they fake?"
12. "Do you have anything else" pierced??? (slutty inflection)
13. "Once you go black, you never come back..."

Abstract Blue

1. "Do you want to see my stone collection"
2. "Roses are red, tulips are not, do you wanna go home with me and fuck?"
3. "I am lost here, will you help me out"
4. "It isnt very good in the dark dark wood"

Lauren Goodlad

1. "Why don't we go somewhere where you and I can talk?"
2. "I think you should take me somewhere"
3. "I'm really sorry for staring at you. But I just got back from the Bahamas..."
4. "You must all be sisters, right?"

oddlystrange

1. "What? Do you want one of us to come over there and bite you or something?"
2. "I thought you looked familiar, are you the singer from Curve?"
3. "I'm not even drunk and I still think you're beautiful."
4. "Nice boots... Are you a net.goth?"
5. "You really can do a cartwheel."

Catling

1. "Hey baby, your coffin or mine?"
2. "Is that a bat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

GqthikGirl

1. "Hey boy, is that a bat under your cape, or are you just happy to see me?"
2. "Who's been nailing your coffin?"

mayfair

1. Hand someone a business card that says: "Smile if you want to fuck me."
2. "black is cool, do you have any acid, sweetheart?"

Barbarella

1. "That coffin looks cool - mind if I fuck you on top of it?"
2. "I've got these lovely new satin sheets and no-one to share them with."

Ligeia

1. "You would make a beautiful corpse" drunk girl in a club
2. "Some one just walked over your grave" stupid guy at the coffee house

Mel

1. "Does it stay up all night then?" in reference to a mohican
2. "Come back to my place and I'll fuck your brains out"
3. "You'll have to come back to my place to see my cats sometime... how about right now?"

Nicole Shields

If you ever happen to be hitting on me, don't try these lines

1. "Are you a stripper?"
2. "Are you a professional dominatrix?"
3. "How can I get entangled in your web?"
4. "I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body."
   And of course, our favorite, all time classic, only to be spoken by very fat balding old men:
5. "Can I lick your boots?"

Gray

These are some of my favorites but everytime I use them I end up getting either maced and in one case napalmed.

1. "Greetings, I'm name. How about you, me some 30 year old scotch and a set of jumper cables?
2. "Greetings, I'm name. How about you, me, some Deadheads and a gallon of gasoline?
3. "Would you care to see my collection of scars?"
4. "Ever do it on an embalming table?"

Rev Dr David Gerard

1. "You smell nice"
2. "Can I get copies of your photos?" (You must have a sincere interest in the photos)
3. "I love your T-shirt. Can I take a picture of it?" (If you have a camera at all times like I do)
4. "Would you like to come home with me?" (Works more often than you might think. Though I must admit that I have never actually tried it myself )

Gruamach

1. "Ya know, I'd love to drag you into a dark corner and shag you senseless, but it's too public and my ride is leaving in about 5 minutes."
2. "I've always wanted to snog an American."

morbidgirl

worst pick up lines ever directed towards me:

1. "Wow! you have some huge titties!!" Said by a drunken 9th grader at the mall whilst I was trying to pick out a cd.
2. "I like your skirt, but i bet it would look nicer if my face was under it" A really cute chicky at a party(i behaved m'self that eve'n get that thought outa your head)
3. "My sister thinks your cute, but she already has a girlfriend so, will you go with me?" Long fucking story, that you don't want to hear

Best lines used

1. "You look like a pixy"
2. "Wow! that corset looks so good on you, you have such an ity bity waist.. mind if i touch it" Some random goth chicky at the 99' BAGLY Prom

ren

if you are at the point where she makes it obvious that she is attracted to you and welcomes your advances, no begs them.. you might try saying what you honestly believe. Only then will you be and sound sincere.

Physical Complements:

1. "I had a dream and you were in it."
2. "Your hair is silky."
3. "When I look into your eyes I see my future."
4. "I'd like to wet your lips now."
5. "You are blooming fresh."
6. "Your hands are soft."
7. "You have nice curves."

Now add some sights, sounds, smells and tastes and textures into your comments a nd you'll have some good lines to say. Shakespeare's Sonnets are good study guides. But don't rip him off. Instead come up with your own words and sensations.

1. "You resurrected my senseless body from the dead."
2. "All the worms in China couldn't spin silk as valuable as that hair which crowns your head."
3. "I see myself in the reflection of your eyes and you can keep my soul."
4. "You are the rain falling upon my parched lips."

Alain

1. "You make me think of a donkey, but prettier..."
2. "Your eyes make me think of rubber balls"
3. "You have big feets. I like stability"
4. "You've got lots of paint on your face... Must take lots of patience to put it on. Or remove it, for that matter."
5. "You smell but it's okay..."
   (Or, in the opposite case)
   "You're just like a sheep, but you don't smell".
6. "There's a booger running out of your nose... Its cute. Really. No.. Don't eat it!... Its salty, eh?"
7. "All the fields of Alberta couldn't produce as thick and compact dirt as the dirt under your nails"
8. "When I look in your eyes, I see myself fattier than I am. But that's okay, that's because eyes are spherical..."
9. "You are the fart unleashed in my bathtub, making funny bubbles...Do it again!"

Algernon33

Good Pick up Lines

1. "Can I pet your Goatee?"
2. "Looks like your neck needs to be Ravished"
3. "PPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR" (this was done while she kissed my inner left wrist...)
4. "MMMMmmm long curly hair"
5. "You have better fingernails than I do!"

Bad Pick up Lines

1. "I'd do you if you weren't Gay"

I always wanted to use this line, if I ever get drunk and bold enough..and if I ever lost my ability of being a Gentleman.

1. "You're as pretty as my Sister Lisa, except she has a Human Head"

Letterbomb

1. "'Ey, 'ey, 'ey... [belch]. Oi. 'Ey. Are you... [urp] are you, like, kinky and shit?"
2. "Ya sher are purdy for a gurl wit' zits."
   And, the multipurpose:
3. "Grab it."

Katherine Dunn

1. "A/S/L?"
2. "20/f/nc"
3. "Wanna cyber?"
4. "If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" (Not a bad line, but this was uttered about an hour after he heard the Temptations song.)
5. "Why won't you let me touch you there? Don't you want me to make you feel good?"
6. "I have to fuck you."