Gothic Pickup lines

Lines for use on goths

"Nice wanna fuck?"

"I fancy your neck." Chris Burdorf

"That's a nice neck - mind if I bite it??" Michael Watkin

"Hey babe, whats with the teardrop thing?" * Laurissa

"Excuse me, young lady. Could I ask you, were we tortured and then burned at the stake as Agnostic Cathar Heretics by the Spanish Inquisition during intimately linked previous lives in the early 12th century?" * Valerian

"If you swoon at my booted feet, I'll buy you a drink" David Carson

"Hey, is that a really long black liner in your pocket or do you carry your own brand of black current all of the time?" Shawnee

"Go out with me or I'll kill us both." Rebecca Harris

"You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer." Eric Dobratz

"You have the academic look that I lust after." * Ronald Carrier

"You should come home with me. We match." * Marina Black

"Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh." * Anson "Dr. Doom" Davis

"Nice boots, wanna meaningful relationship?" Midnight

"Hey! You two are pretty hot for a couple of dead chicks!" *

"You know, I can still have sex up until the eighth month" Ross

"Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?" duVivier

"What do you think of the principles of Sacred Geometry with respect to Gothic Architecture?" * Cousin Melanesia Addams

"No, no, no... what's your real name?"

"Hey, that's a really great costume -- you guys always wear such great costumes."* Gomez

"Why don't we get some ice cream and go to your apartment and read alt.gothic together....?" * -Jen

"You are such a wonderful person that I'd love to hug you all night long." MonaLisaOverdrive

"You're cute. Mind if I use you so I can impress my friends?" jj

"Pardon me, but would you mind if I looked down your pants for a sec?" Ingrid

"Are you neurotic, too?" Dr. Frank N. Furter

"I was afraid to talk to you because I think you're incredibly beautiful." Blackskull

"Excuse me, but your veil is caught in my handcuffs..." Midnight

"I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself" Guy Ruth Hammond

"Hi, I'm a necrophiliac. How well can you play dead?" ATTribby

"Nice boots...wanna lick my nutty buddy?" erin

"What's a nice goth like you doing in a place like this" Mercy

"So, do you really, like, tie guys up" Cyanide

"Hey Miss shaved bits, do you like Archie McPhee?" Bill McNeill

"Are you online? Well, you soon will be! I'm the Gothik Babe of the Week Guy!" squinky

"Tell me about yourself, pretty. You intrigue me." Blackjack

"Heeellllloooooo Zombiechick" (said in best Wakko Warner imitation voice) Darkwar Op

"My body is a temple take me home and desecrate me" Grim Tim

"The colour of your eyes remind me of the window cleaner I drink to cleanse my soul...[grab person]... CLEANSE ME!!" Pandora

"I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave." Jareth, the Goblin King

"I have been dreaming of you, and writing erotic fantasies about you for the entire year since we met. Will you come and sit with me and let me tell you one of them?" * Avarice

"I'm just moved here from portland....do you know any other good clubs around the area?" * Eileen

"Want to be my Master for the night?" * Jonathan

"First person who sleeps with me gets a free case of eyeliner." Chris

"Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder" Aquarum

"Got a light? No? Well can I hold my cigarette against you to light it?" Mr. Ever-So-Loquacious Casual

"Your hair is the color of my soul." Tammy Whitehead

"Hi, I seemed to have misplaced my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?" Xastur

"Pardon me, do you mind if I sniff you? Something smells nice here and I want to see if it's you" * Sinister Dexter

"You are so original, there will never be another you" Goddess of Freak

"Please, May I touch Your scar?" Fr. Synkrasis

"um... hi. Do you go to Hot Topic often?" Twilight

"You must use windex, because your pants are so shiny I can see myself in them." (for people wearing vinyl trousers only) Sharon

"You know I never Fucked Satan before" * Algernon33

"That's really nice nail polish...what color is that?" * Eileen

"I can't believe you have a you seem so complete by yourself. Plus you seem to intense for anyone to handle, except maybe me." (This can be followed by an optional "grrrruf") brian john mitchell

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