Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Nicholas J Turner Esq.

Your online/nickname: Nick/Yaruar

Web page URL: http:\\www.yaruar.dircon.co.uk

Age: 23

Birthday: 03/04

Gender: Don't believe in it. Sex - Male ;-P

Location: home in Richmond Darhlings, work Twickenham/Staines

Height/weight: 6'1 12/13stones

Current haircolour/style: Blond/brown/ginger/none
 

Natural hair colour: Purple

Eye colour: Green/Blue

Religion: Tunerian

Siblings: Big Brother

Children: None

Relationship status: Boyfriend/Open to offers

Occupation: Technical Support/Researcher/Artist

Pets: Bacteria, varoiv Viri

Computer you're on: Spluttering 166MMX

Favorites

Books: Academic, Ones with pictures

Movies: Tenue du Soire, Nikitta, Spooky Encounters films, Repo Man

Poems: 'V', Keats, Coleridge

Television shows: TV is my lifeblood, any.

Songs: Dunno, too many

Bands/musicians: All.

Board games: Hitting people with planks.

Computer games: GT, GTA, Tetris, Super Puzzle Fighter Turbo.

Other games: *ahem*

Magazines: PCPRO.... Various spoody weeklies

Places to visit: SF, New York, Alaska(all time fave place to visit...)

Food: Sans cheese and tres spicy.

Colours: Black, deep purple, rich dark blues/greens

Drinks: Coffee, good wine, real ale.

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: UKGLB, UK.Religion.Pagan, R.A.B

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: Sluts

How long have you been reading UPG: about 3/4 years.

What has been your favorite thread on UPG: Black monofiliment

What are some of your hobbies: drinking, eating and f................

What's the motto you adhere to: Freedon is allowing others theirs.

What's is your personal stupid human trick: They don't allow me to train them anymore.

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Somewhere apart from here. Slippers and pipe.

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Being able to speak any language.

What do you think is your best asset: Overly trusting

What do you think is the worst thing about you: see above

What do you value most in a friend: Putting up with my mood swings.

How do you picture UPG: As words

Do you have another question: Yes.