Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Aidan

Your online/nickname: Nadia

Web page URL:

Age: 26

Birthday: 28/06

Gender: Male

Location: The Black Country

Height/weight: 5'11' 10st 9lb

Current haircolour/style: dark reddish brown, lengthy
 

Natural hair colour: as above

Eye colour: green

Religion:

Siblings: 1 sis, 1 bro

Children: none

Relationship status: fully employed

Occupation: Head of Psychology Dept. Occasional author.

Pets: 1 cat, tigger.

Computer you're on: no idea.

Favorites

Books: Iain Banks, Daniel Defoe

Movies: Anything from Hammer

Poems: Quite rate Peter Porter, amongst others.

Television shows: ugh.

Songs: Too many to mention.

Bands/musicians: Many favourites. Cocteaus, Chamelions, Nick Cave & Bad Seeds, Fields of the Nephilim, Dead Can Dance, Clan of Xymox...

Board games:

Computer games:

Other games: Strip Twister (party icebreaker), Hunt the Blim (when broke)

Magazines: Private Eye

Places to visit:

Food: I will not eat anything green or orange.

Colours: Red (eyes) Green (tongue)

Drinks: Anything alcoholic

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: None

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: Re: group, Slaghuis

How long have you been reading UPG: since it started

What has been your favorite thread on UPG:

What are some of your hobbies: Making clothes, playing bass, writing songs, causing mischief.

What's the motto you adhere to: Don't throw the dog off the balcony.

What's is your personal stupid human trick:

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Retiring.

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Wish I was a virtuoso kazooist.

What do you think is your best asset: Look good in a dress.

What do you think is the worst thing about you: Propensity for dangerous acts when drunk.

What do you value most in a friend: The ability not to get angry when they don't understand.

How do you picture UPG: At about 3am having woken up screaming.