Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2001 Edition

The Physical:

Your name: Stevy Haworth

Your online/nickname: Little Black Riding Hood

Web page url: http://www.kilireth.freeserve.co.uk

Age: 28

Birthday: 21 April

Gender: Girl-type. I don't mind at all if people say 'gender' instead of 'sex'. Language changes, or else we'd all still be cracking up with laughter whenever anyone said 'yerde'. Besides, I'd get bored very easily reading umpteen netscrapes all saying 'Sex: Yes please'.

Location: Bristol

Height/weight: 5'6", unskinny

Current hair colour/style: Black and nearly bum-length, but usually dressed up with some kind of fake hair or other. I love my candycane red/pink/black/white fake dreadlocks best at present but this is subject to change without notice.

Natural hair colour: dark brown

Eye colour: Green tending to brown and occasionally to yellow

Religion: Technopagan going on Dianic. I have about as much tolerance for woolly new-aginess as I do for fundamentalism of any description.

Siblings: Two brothers and one evil twin.

Children: These genes stop here.

Relationship status: Happily married to unicycling barefoot Perl nerd

Occupation: unemployed would-be writer

Pets: One small cat.

Computer you're on: old Celeron

Favourites:

Books: Emma, A Distant Mirror

Movies: Gone With The Wind

Poems: Cold in the earth, and fifteen wild Decembers...

Television shows: Frasier, Buffy, I Love The 80s

Songs: Depeche Mode, No Good: The Bolshoi, Books On The Bonfire: Shriekback, Cradle Song

Bands/musicians: Depeche Mode. Dire Straits. Inky Sukks. VNV Nation. Blondie.

Club: Exile

Board games: Scrabble

Computer games: Final Fantasy VIII

Other games: uh, does LARP count?

Magazines: Marie Claire, because it has pretty fashion. SFX. Fortean Times.

Places to visit: My living room

Food: Garlic bread

Colours: Black. Purple. Red. Pink.

Drinks: Coffee, more coffee, alcopops, Devious Bastard

Miscellaneous Questions:

What other newsgroups do you read: agf, alt.fan.kay-dekker, alt.conspiracy.coventry.morph

To which mailing lists are you subscribed: Heretics, SWG

How long have you been reading upg: this is the third Netscrape I've done

What has been your favourite thread on upg: Anything not involving Sushidog

What are some of your hobbies: Reading, roleplaying, playing with my hair.

What's the motto you adhere to: 'This too shall pass away'

What is your personal stupid human trick: I can sneeze at will

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Playing with my cat

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: The ability to make peoples' heads explode at will.

What do you think is your best asset: Confidence. Also I have great cleavage.

What do you think is the worst thing about you: Bitchiness, intellectual superiority, and holding grudges for years

What do you value most in a friend: Finishing my sentences for me & vice versa

How do you picture upg: People chatting round a table, occasionally interrupted by waves of noisy drunks.