Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Stevy

Your online/nickname: Little Black Riding Hood, LBRH... occasionally Halo or Sparrow, but that was a long time ago...

Web page URL: http://www.kilireth.freeserve.co.uk

Age: 27

Birthday: 21/04, just like Robert Smith and Iggy Pop. And the Queen. Ho hum.

Gender: female

Location: Bristol

Height/weight: 5'6" and no Kate Moss.

Current haircolour/style: Black/long
 

Natural hair colour: dishwater brown

Eye colour: green, occasionally yellow

Religion: pagan, sort of

Siblings: 2 brothers

Children: none, and not likely ever to be any. These genes stop here.

Relationship status: married to a world-medallist unicycle hockey player and Perl nerd

Occupation: unemployed would-be writer

Pets: one larcenous, imperious small avatar of Bastet by the name of Koshka.

Computer you're on: oh goddess knows. It came from Gateway and it's cream.

Favorites

Books: The Alexandria Quartet. The Pyrates. A Distant Mirror. Oh, and a near-complete collection of Chalet School books.

Movies: many, many bad old Robin Hood movies.

Poems: 'In Legend' - W.H Auden: most of what Emily Bronte wrote

Television shows: South Park and The Scarlet Pimpernel. Oh, and Sharpe.

Songs: 'Atomic' - Blondie, 'Nemesis' - Shriekback. BANDS/MUSICIANS:Shriekback, The Sisters Of Mercy, Rosetta Stone, Depeche Mode, Apoptygma Berzerk, The Pet Shop Boys, Then Jerico, Inkubus Sukkubus, David Bowie, Shonen Knife, New Model Army, Narcissus Pool, Pulp and pretty much anything I can dance to.

Board games:

Computer games:

Other games: Vampire and Maelstrom

Magazines: SFX and Fortean Times

Places to visit:

Food: garlic bread

Colours: black, purple, red, pink

Drinks: black coffee

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: alt.gothic.fashion, alt.conspiracy.coventry.morph, alt.fan.kay.dekker

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed:

How long have you been reading UPG: since December 1998

What has been your favorite thread on UPG:

What are some of your hobbies: reading, arguing with people, dancing, playing with my hair, roleplaying.

What's the motto you adhere to: 'Don't Let The Buggers Grind You Down'

What's is your personal stupid human trick: I can sneeze at will.

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Playing with my cat.

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Pyrokinesis.

What do you think is your best asset: I'm quick-witted. Sometimes.

What do you think is the worst thing about you: bloody-mindedness.

What do you value most in a friend:

How do you picture UPG: I don't.

Do you have another question: What's your favourite radio show? Why, I'm glad you asked, it's The Archers and I'm not ashamed to admit it. LBRH