Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2000 Edition

The Physical:

Your name: Steven Csete

Your online/nickname: Zesty

Web page url: http://www.mercat.swinternet.co.uk

Age: 21 (Again)

Birthday/birthplace: 7/12 Marston Green, Birmingham

Gender: Male

Location: Smethwick, Birmingham

Height/weight: 6ft 2, 10 1/2 stone.

Current haircolour/style: Black/long straight

Natural hair colour: Blonde (explains alot some ppl might say)

Eye colour: brown

Piercings/tattoos: eye of Horus on the top of my right arm

Religion: none

Siblings: 1 sister

Children: probably, hee, hee

Relationship status: going out with a mad irish woman

Occupation: Analyst / programmer

Pets: Got lots of cuddly bugs, will that do?

Computer you are on: Dell PC PII400 with W98

Favourites:

Books/authors/type of literature: Various / Anne Rice, Poppy Z Brite, Terry Pratchett, / Humour, horror.

Magazines: PC Pro (oh no geek alert!)

Movies/directors/actors...: Star Wars is prolly my all time favourite, and I think Jack Nicholson pretty cool.

Poems/poets: Not big on poems but I'd recommend Tim Burton's The Melancholy Death of an Oyster Boy it's a scream.

Television shows: Comedy, Sci Fi, Nature related.

Radios/radio shows: Listen to Radio 1 in the morning mainly to try and stay awake as it takes me 1 hour to drive to work. Music is crap it's just a noise in the background really.

Bands/musicians: I tend to like alot of bands but I'd say my all time favourite, is The Mission, but I'm generally always interested in new bands / styles.

Paintings/artists/work of art...: Geiger

Games(board, computer, others): Doom style games, nothing quite like blasting a few baddies to ease a day of stress.

Places to visit: Japan, Prague, Italy (again), Rejavick (sp?) in Iceland.

Food and drinks: Chocolate of course, Chinese, Thai, Sushi. Red wines, Whiskey.

Colours: Black, purple. Lately green, hmmm.

Miscellaneous Questions:

What other newsgroups do you read: None really except the odd computer related one if I'm after some kit.

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: Tainted (Midlands)

How long have you been reading upg: Found it about 2 years ago.

What has been your favorite thread on upg:I'm always interested in what ppl have to say about Whitby, well, their experiences, not the recent bitching.

What are some of your hobbies: Socialising mainly, shopping.

What's the motto you adhere to: Don't give a fuck. *waits for Marge's witty comment*

What's is your personal stupid human trick: 

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Not sure, as long as I can look back without thinking 'shit, I've wasted another 10 years of my life' I'm sure I'll be happy.

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: A million quid would do nicely ;-)

What do you think is your best asset: My kindness

What do you think is the worst thing about you:I get stressed too easily.

What do you value most in a friend: The fact that no matter what they are always there for you.

What do you hate most in others: Narrow mindedness.

How do you picture upg: The 'local Goth pub' of the internet.

Any question you would like added: