Your name: Stephanie Smart
Your online/nickname: Steph
Web page url: I'm too bloody lazy to make an effort.
Age: nearly 25 (argh)
Birthday: 28th January
Gender: female, last I checked. ;0)
Location: Stockport
Height/weight: 5ft 3, 8 stone last time I was weighed (fear of scales)
Current hair colour/style: almost waist length blue-black with a bleached fringe in scary bright blue atm.
Natural hair colour: dark blonde
Eye colour: light brown/hazelish
Religion: Beer is my one, true god. :0)
Siblings: two half brothers.
Children: Not a bloody chance. I don't have a maternal bone in my body
Relationship status: married just over 3 years.
Occupation: professional sofa loafer.
Pets: 12 rats, 1 rabbit, 1 dog. That's conservative, I no longer have the gerbils and the lizard.
Computer you're on: Sony Vaio 709 laptop.
Books: Umm, I have quite a collection. Usually stuff like Stephen King, Poppy Z. Brite, Storm Constantine, Freda Warrington. Though my copy of Anne Rice's 'The Witching Hour' is well and truly falling apart due to constant reading.
Movies: Cheesey 80's teen flicks, cheesey horror movies. Just general cheese, really
Poems: I'm not really into poetry.
Television shows: Buffy, Angel, Never Mind The Buzzcocks. Other than that, I don't tend to watch much tv.
Songs: Depends on my mood, but 80's pop is usually likely to get me bouncing.
Bands/musicians: Oh dear, I think my street cred is about to drop here..... London After Midnight, Squid, Sisters (I know, but hey, I still like 'em), Newlydeads, Wildhearts, Adam Ant, Dogs D'Amour, Poison, Faster Pussycat. I
'll stop there, it gets worse.Club: Don't tend to get out much, but mostly Carpe Noctum in Bradford.
Board games: Lawsuit (basically it's Operation with ciggy in one hand, tweezers in other and far too much alcohol in blood stream)
Computer games: Anything that I can find walkthroughs for. :0)
Other games: Jelly Baby death scenes. (Don't ask)
Places to visit: Anywhere that's not my house is attractive at this moment in time.
Food: Dim Sum, Italian (pasta drool), pizza.
Colours: Purple, blue, silver
Drinks: Dr. Pepper, root beer, Southern Comfort, Jack Daniels, Absinthe, snakebite & black, vodka.
What other newsgroups do you read: alt.gothic.fashion and that's it. I have a short attention span.
To which mailing lists are you subscribed: MancGoth, but I've never posted.
How long have you been reading upg: I can't remember. Then again, I have difficulty knowing what time of day it is.
What has been your favourite thread on upg: Not one in particular I could name, but I do have a soft spot for the replies to hapless goons posting personals.
What are some of your hobbies: Playing guitar (when I can be arsed, which is getting very sporadical these days), reading, sleeping.
What's the motto you adhere to: Remove head from sphincter, then post. Actually, this can be modified to suit any occasion.
What is your personal stupid human trick: I don't think I'm interesting enough to have one. Unless you count falling off chairs and things every time I get drunk
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Something other than sitting in my house.
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: I wish I was one of those people that's able to just talk to anyone. I find people quite scary, as a rule.
What do you think is your best asset: I'm quite a good listener. I also care a lot about my friends and would go to the ends of the earth for them.
What do you think is the worst thing about you: I have a nasty habit of letting people walk all over me. I can also take out my grumpy moods on others at times.
What do you value most in a friend: Someone who you can talk to about anything and will always be there for you.
How do you picture upg: It's like having somewhere to go and have a laugh with people who are nearly as mad as me.