Your name: Nick
Your online/nickname: spidermonster/Chett Octopus
Web page url: http://www.geocities.com/spidermonster_x
Age: 22
Birthday: 8th July
Gender: Male, although some claim otherwise
Location: Stirling
Height/weight: 5'11, 12 stone
Current hair colour/style: Short and brown
Natural hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: Blueish grey
Religion: is a good Front 242 song
Siblings: Brother: Goth, in Tunbridge Wells
Children: Not yet
Occupation: Unemployed loser
Pets: 4 cats and one rabbit in the flat (not mine)
Computer you're on: Naff PC
Books: The Handmaid's Tale, Margaret Atwood
Movies: Too many to list. Try Crybaby, Fight Club and Labyrinth
Poets: Joolz.
Television shows: I don't own a TV
Songs: Almost anything by the bands below
Bands/musicians: Tiffany, Tori Amos, Sisters of Mercy, VNV Nation, Feindflug, Steps, Covenant, Apop, Madonna
Club: The Mission
Board games: Lord of the Rings
Computer games: Red Alert 2
Other games: Mythos
Colours: Black. Silver. Neon pink.
Drinks: Tea.
What other newsgroups do you read: alt.gothic, alt.gothic.fashion, rec.music.industrial
To which mailing lists are you subscribed: Scotgoth, scotguff, uk_industria
How long have you been reading upg: A while
What are some of your hobbies: Making compilation tapes, dancing, playing with a fat cat who loves me, trying to find something to do in order to avoid daytime TV that isn't a job
What's the motto you adhere to: If in doubt, pretend to be elitist.
What is your personal stupid human trick: My internal organs can be made into balloon animals with a surprising minimum of effort.
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: I'll be DJing at a club so all you guys have to listen to the music *I* like.
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: I really want about three hard drives full of mp3s.
What do you think is your best asset: I have a Lolly t-shirt.
What do you think is the worst thing about you: I have a Lolly t- shirt.
What do you value most in a friend: Friendship is good. Tolerance for my constant sarcasm, arrogance and general eccentricity is also good.
How do you picture upg: Like a club just after the lights come up.
Do You have another question: But where would I find a monkey in a tutu at this time of night?