Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Paul

Your online/nickname: silentmemory

Web page URL: http://www.angelfire.com/in/silentmemory/index.html

Age: 28

Birthday: 20/11/70

Gender: Male

Location: Angel, London - lucky coincidence eh?

Height/weight: 5'9, 10stone

Current haircolour/style: Black, longer than waist-length
 

Natural hair colour: White, well bits of it anyway

Eye colour: Blue

Religion: RC, but non practising

Siblings: 1 older sister, 1 younger brother

Children: None

Relationship status: In flux, I'll get back to you on that one

Occupation: Systems programmer for Lloyds of London (no, not the bank)

Pets: None, I can barely look after myself

Computer you're on: P166, 128MB, NT

Favorites

Books: Dr. Seuss

Movies: Anything with (a) guns which shoot light instead of bullets, (b) spacecraft (c) anything which hasn't been invented yet (d) naked women

Poems: Pam Ayres kinda put me off

Television shows: Nature, science, sci-fi, comedy

Songs:

Bands/musicians: Downstairs at Slimelight plus classic rock

Board games: I'm a bad winner and a bad loser so don't play them

Computer games: Zelda 64 was best so far

Other games:

Magazines: Ride, Bike, anything else with motorcyles in

Places to visit: Sainsbury's one day...

Food: Don't like it much and can't cook so rarely have any in the house

Colours: clear :o) (ok, but nor's black)

Drinks: Newcastle Brown, vodka, coke

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: uk.rec.motorcycles

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: None

How long have you been reading UPG: A year or so

What has been your favorite thread on UPG:

What are some of your hobbies: Motorcycles

What's the motto you adhere to: Nec pluribus impar

What's is your personal stupid human trick: Can do lots of interesting things with my tongue...

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Absolutely nothing

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: My new bike!

What do you think is your best asset: Best looking person in the Universe

What do you think is the worst thing about you: Compulsive liar

What do you value most in a friend: Everything which makes them who they are

How do you picture UPG: I'll take the 5th on that one

Do you have another question: Who me?