Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Rowena

Your online/nickname: Evil Kitten

Web page URL: None as yet, but one featuring compromising photos of TPO sounds good to me

Age: almost 18

Birthday: 6/7/81

Gender: female

Location: Essex

Height/weight: 5 foot, 8 to 9 stone depending on my food and drink intake

Current haircolour/style: long and black
 

Natural hair colour: long and brown

Eye colour: brown

Religion: not really

Siblings: 1 sister, 2 brothers

Children: none

Relationship status: well I thought I had a good one, but now I'm not so sure. Any better offers? ;-)

Occupation: office slave

Pets: none, apart from my old cat Sabbath (who inspired my online name)

Computer you're on: Pentium 2 I think. Win 95. I can't be bothered to look. It works, that's all i care about

Favorites

Books: Tolkien, Jane Austin, Robert Rankin, Neil Gaiman

Movies: Contact, Matrix, Bad Boy Bubby, Rocky Horror Picture Show

Poems: John Donne, AC Swinburne, Byron, Milton

Television shows: bab 5, Blackadder, Eurotrash, Merlin (does that count?)

Songs: NIN-Something I can never have, Stones-Paint it black, MSP-Die in the Summertime

Bands/musicians: NIN, CoF, MSP, Nick Cave, Tori Amos, Hypocrisy, Solefald, Cult, Slayer, Apocolyptica..........

Board games: Triomino, Monopoly, Cluedo

Computer games: tetris, Puzzle du Pon (puzzle Bobble etc), CIV 2, Dungeon Keeper, Carmageddon 2

Other games: sulking, tantrums and other boyfriend-baiting

Magazines: FHM, Terrorizer, Metal Hammer

Places to visit: Tintagel, Cornwall in general

Food: Pasta, chocolate, chicken, stir fry, ice cream, burgers

Colours: black and red

Drinks: coffee, chocolate milkshake, red wine (Hardy's), bacardi and coke, bacardi breezers, guinness and black

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: alt.gothic.fashion, alt.music.black-metal

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: none, unless you count the Inimenter one

How long have you been reading UPG: since March

What has been your favorite thread on UPG: Well "Everything you ever wanted to know..." certainly increased my biblical knowledge

What are some of your hobbies: reading, writing, daydreaming, shopping, clubbing, art, make-up, CIV 2

What's the motto you adhere to: to thine own self be true

What's is your personal stupid human trick: beating myself up on inaminate objects

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: as little as possible, hopefully living off my writing

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: hair care knowledge, organizational skills, a boyfriend who doesn't slag me off on line ;-) The ability to forget grudges....

What do you think is your best asset: imagination

What do you think is the worst thing about you: paranoia

What do you value most in a friend: being there

How do you picture UPG: I try not to.... ;-)

Do you have another question: TPO: Why?