Your name: James Kelman
Your online/nickname: PyroJames
Web page url:
Age: I seem to like 23 year olds.
Birthday: 20th December
Gender: Male last time anyone checked.
Location: eltisley
Height/weight: 5'10", 10 stone 7.
Current hair colour/style: black/shaved sides
Natural hair colour: brown and grey
Eye colour: Hazel
Religion: Anarchic disbelief in everything
Siblings: A brother and a sister, both in Oz
Children: None.
Relationship status: Single as of the new year. First time in 10.
Occupation: pyromaniac, well they call me a combustion engineer.
Pets: No, but a cat is likely soon.
Computer you're on: NT/Linux pentium thingy
Books: Lots of stuff, but not actually reading a whole lot ATM
Movies: Blade Runner, or anything by Ridley Scott
Poems: Larkin.
Television shows: I don't own a TV. Honest
Songs: Now I'm nothing by Faithful Dawn, currently
Bands/musicians: NMA, SOM, but I hear the call of bleep...
Club: The Calling
Board games: Trivial Pursuit, Pictionary and scrabble.
Computer games: None.
Other games: Motorway dodgems.
Magazines: Yachting Monthly, Classic Boat.
Places to visit: The Baltic, western Scotland
Food: Mexican and Indian.
Colours: Err, no thank you.
Drinks: Coffee, Malt whiskies, beer, Oz wines
What other newsgroups do you read: uk.rec.sailing, alt.sailing.asa, a.c.g
To which mailing lists are you subscribed: Commune, camgoth, atilla, tarts
How long have you been reading upg: lurking since 95?, posting since 99?
What has been your favourite thread on upg: Sushi Dog,
What are some of your hobbies: Scaring snotty sailors.
What's the motto you adhere to: When I like, where I like in whatever I like to wear.
What is your personal stupid human trick: Burning things
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Sailing.
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished You possessed: sanity and a sense of humour
What do you think is your best asset: my eyes.
What do you think is the worst thing about you: my lies.
What do you value most in a friend: Understanding
How do you picture upg: through bloody deja-news
Do You have another question: Do I need another question