Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2001 Edition

The Physical:

Your name: James Kelman

Your online/nickname: PyroJames

Web page url: 

Age: I seem to like 23 year olds.

Birthday: 20th December

Gender: Male last time anyone checked.

Location: eltisley

Height/weight: 5'10", 10 stone 7.

Current hair colour/style: black/shaved sides

Natural hair colour: brown and grey

Eye colour: Hazel

Religion: Anarchic disbelief in everything

Siblings: A brother and a sister, both in Oz

Children: None.

Relationship status: Single as of the new year. First time in 10.

Occupation: pyromaniac, well they call me a combustion engineer.

Pets: No, but a cat is likely soon.

Computer you're on: NT/Linux pentium thingy

Favourites:

Books: Lots of stuff, but not actually reading a whole lot ATM

Movies: Blade Runner, or anything by Ridley Scott

Poems: Larkin.

Television shows: I don't own a TV. Honest

Songs: Now I'm nothing by Faithful Dawn, currently

Bands/musicians: NMA, SOM, but I hear the call of bleep...

Club: The Calling

Board games: Trivial Pursuit, Pictionary and scrabble.

Computer games: None.

Other games: Motorway dodgems.

Magazines: Yachting Monthly, Classic Boat.

Places to visit: The Baltic, western Scotland

Food: Mexican and Indian.

Colours: Err, no thank you.

Drinks: Coffee, Malt whiskies, beer, Oz wines

Miscellaneous Questions:

What other newsgroups do you read: uk.rec.sailing, alt.sailing.asa, a.c.g

To which mailing lists are you subscribed: Commune, camgoth, atilla, tarts

How long have you been reading upg: lurking since 95?, posting since 99?

What has been your favourite thread on upg: Sushi Dog,

What are some of your hobbies: Scaring snotty sailors.

What's the motto you adhere to: When I like, where I like in whatever I like to wear.

What is your personal stupid human trick: Burning things

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Sailing.

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished You possessed: sanity and a sense of humour

What do you think is your best asset: my eyes.

What do you think is the worst thing about you: my lies.

What do you value most in a friend: Understanding

How do you picture upg: through bloody deja-news

Do You have another question: Do I need another question