Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Rikky

Your online/nickname: Filthy rikky

Web page URL: killingmiranda.pair.com

Age: 27

Birthday: 27/5/72

Gender: Male git

Location: Horizontal

Height/weight: 5ft 11in, 11 and 1/2 stone

Current haircolour/style: Need to redye ... bad roots
 

Natural hair colour: brown / blonde

Eye colour: green

Religion: Irish Dave

Siblings: Younger Brother and Irish Dave

Children: Salted, but I couldn't eat a whole one

Relationship status: Married... i hear

Occupation: erm. sitting around going "is it five o clock yet"... piss artist as well

Pets: Chris Wareham

Computer you're on: Yes, or I wouldn't be doing this

Favorites

Books: Catch 22, A strretcar named desire, Exquisite corpse, Farenheit 451, the illustrated man, elric of Melinobone, the condition of muzak.

Movies: Hotel New Hampshire, Taxi Driver, Deliverance, Usual Suspects, Star Wars, The Haunting, forbidden Planet.

Poems: Spencer, Crowley, Byron.

Television shows: The Simpsons, Deep space 9, The Sundays.

Songs: NIN- Ringfinger, Marilyn Manson- Last day on eath, Chameleons- Swamp Thing, KM- Teenage Vampire, Suspiria- Now we see the swine, Type O Negative- christian Woman COMPUTER GAMES:Quake, North and South, Civil War, Fifa '98, Championship Manager.

Other games: Pervy ones.

Magazines: Cock Sounds, funny ones.

Places to visit: New Orleans.

Food: Cochon au lait, Bronzed Swordfish, Chicken Jalfrezi, Pasta with a nice pesto-y sauce.

Colours: black, red

Drinks: yes please

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: mybottomhurts.com, alt.gothic, ohmigdHOWmuchdididrink.com, alt.hangover

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed:n this one.

How long have you been reading UPG: a year about, since crispy got flamed

What has been your favorite thread on UPG: Rikkyisgreat.com

What are some of your hobbies: sex drugs and sausage rolls.

What's the motto you adhere to: I'm not dead.

What's is your personal stupid human trick: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA HHAAHAHAHAHAHHA... kissing mancgoffs while drunk

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: being with der wife

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: ability to socialise sober

What do you think is your best asset: IM A SEX GODDESS

What do you think is the worst thing about you: My temper.

What do you value most in a friend: They buy me drinks.

How do you picture UPG: ?????

Do you have another question: Yes.

What do you hate most in others: Drunker than me.