Your name: Rikky
Your online/nickname: Filthy rikky
Web page URL: killingmiranda.pair.com
Age: 27
Birthday: 27/5/72
Gender: Male git
Location: Horizontal
Height/weight: 5ft 11in, 11 and 1/2 stone
Current haircolour/style: Need to redye ... bad roots
Natural hair colour: brown / blonde
Eye colour: green
Religion: Irish Dave
Siblings: Younger Brother and Irish Dave
Children: Salted, but I couldn't eat a whole one
Relationship status: Married... i hear
Occupation: erm. sitting around going "is it five o clock yet"... piss artist as well
Pets: Chris Wareham
Computer you're on: Yes, or I wouldn't be doing this
Books: Catch 22, A strretcar named desire, Exquisite corpse, Farenheit 451, the illustrated man, elric of Melinobone, the condition of muzak.
Movies: Hotel New Hampshire, Taxi Driver, Deliverance, Usual Suspects, Star Wars, The Haunting, forbidden Planet.
Poems: Spencer, Crowley, Byron.
Television shows: The Simpsons, Deep space 9, The Sundays.
Songs: NIN- Ringfinger, Marilyn Manson- Last day on eath, Chameleons- Swamp Thing, KM- Teenage Vampire, Suspiria- Now we see the swine, Type O Negative- christian Woman COMPUTER GAMES:Quake, North and South, Civil War, Fifa '98, Championship Manager.
Other games: Pervy ones.
Magazines: Cock Sounds, funny ones.
Places to visit: New Orleans.
Food: Cochon au lait, Bronzed Swordfish, Chicken Jalfrezi, Pasta with a nice pesto-y sauce.
Colours: black, red
Drinks: yes please
What other newsgroups do you read: mybottomhurts.com, alt.gothic, ohmigdHOWmuchdididrink.com, alt.hangover
To which mailing lists are you susbscribed:n this one.
How long have you been reading UPG: a year about, since crispy got flamed
What has been your favorite thread on UPG: Rikkyisgreat.com
What are some of your hobbies: sex drugs and sausage rolls.
What's the motto you adhere to: I'm not dead.
What's is your personal stupid human trick: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA HHAAHAHAHAHAHHA... kissing mancgoffs while drunk
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: being with der wife
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: ability to socialise sober
What do you think is your best asset: IM A SEX GODDESS
What do you think is the worst thing about you: My temper.
What do you value most in a friend: They buy me drinks.
How do you picture UPG: ?????
Do you have another question: Yes.
What do you hate most in others: Drunker than me.