Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2000 Edition
The Physical:
Your name: Phil
Your online/nickname: Philifledermaus
Web page url: http://freespace.virgin.net/philip_j_e.smith/ (in need of an update)
Age: 21
Birthday/birthplace: 3rd May, Wrexham!
Gender: Male
Location: In a perpetual state of flux between Cardiff (Uni) and E. Yorkshire (home)
Height/weight: 6'2"ish, no idea but skinny-average
Current haircolour/style: Longish, black with blue-turquoise streaks
Natural hair colour: brown pants left in wash
Eye colour: green?
Piercings/tattoos: nope
Religion: irreligion, and the appreciation of beauty in people and things
Siblings: je suis unique!
Children: nope, but many plants
Relationship status: far too single 
Occupation: student, and freelance conservator
Pets: 2 cats (at home), innumerable fish (home)
Computer you are on: PC PII333
Favourites:
Books/authors/type of literature: Vaila "Shapes in the Fire" / M.R. James / Victorian paranoid lit. Recent material - Head On and Repossessed, the autobiographies of Julian Cope.
Magazines: Sky and Telescope, Future Music, Kerrang (on occasion)
Movies/directors/actors...: Schindler's List, Dogma, Event Horizon / none / Al Pacino, Sean Connery
Poems/poets: Dust (Rupert Brooke?) / none in particular
Television shows: Simpsons!
Radios/radio shows: Radio 1 to work to.
Songs: Black Celebration (Depeche Mode), Heresy (NIN)
Bands/musicians:
DM, NIN, Apoptygma, Delerium, Switchblade Symphony, Mazzy Star, Aphex Twin, Sneaky Bat Machine
Paintings/artists/work of art...: Pre-raphaelite (esp. Leighton), Surrealists (esp. Tanguy)
Games(board, computer, others):
RISK, Settlers of Catan, Perudo, Worms Armageddon
Places to visit: Chartres Cathedral, Yosemite, San Francisco, Woodland in general
Food and drinks: Mushrooms, coffee, biscuits, Benedictine.
Colours: deep rich colours
Miscellaneous Questions:
What other newsgroups do you read: alt.gothic.fashion, rec.crafts.jewelry, rec.crafts.glass, sci.archaeology, uk.sci.astronomy, rec.sport.archery, others that come and go....
To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: CymGothic, Northern Goths (now deceased?)
How long have you been reading upg: 1.2 years
What has been your favorite thread on upg:
I have no clear favourite, I just enjoy the general babble 
What are some of your hobbies: photography, archaeology, music creation, creative writing, archery, arboriculture, church architecture
What's the motto you adhere to: "Argus mortus est!"
What's is your personal stupid human trick:
?? Using fictitious words as if they are commonplace
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: being happy and contented doing a job I like, having time to do groovy things and loving someone who loved me back
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: clarity of thought
What do you think is your best asset: intellegence and a tendency to be a fluffy person
What do you think is the worst thing about you: I have negative aggression
What do you value most in a friend:
a hug when it's needed and genuine (ie - not the same old cliche) advice
What do you hate most in others: being shallow, cliches!
How do you picture upg: like a flailing many limbed animal
Any question you would like added: