Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The Physical:

Your name: Andi Penguin

Your online/nickname: Penguinboy

Web page url: http://listen.to/maruta http://user.netomia.com/penguinboy

Age: 25

Birthday: 21/11/75

Gender: Male

Location: E11

Height/weight: 6', cadaverous.

Current hair colour/style: Long & nondescriptly dark.

Natural hair colour: Ditto.

Eye colour: Nondescript.

Religion: None

Siblings: Sister (younger)

Children: I hope not

Relationship status: Never again. Several current sexual arrangements.

Occupation: Web monkey, Kokampf label manager, Maruta Kommand / Stalker vocalist.

Pets: Cleopatra Velvetpaws and Galaxy Glitterpants (cats).

Computer you're on: Office PC / WinNT

Favourites:

Books: Lots. Horror, sick shit, military history etc.

Movies: Gore, horror, mondo documentaries, penguin documentaries.

Poems: T.S.Eliot of late.

Television shows: Rarely use the beastly thing except for videos.

Songs: Death in June - 'Little Black Angel'

Bands/musicians: Industrial, dark/harsh elektro, apocalyptic folk, serious Goth. Brighter Death Now, Swans, :Wumpscut:, Genocide Organ, Deutsch Nepal, Mz.412/Folkstorm, Hocico, Sutcliffe Jügend, Whitehouse, Suicide Commando, yelworC, Con-Dom, The Grey Wolves etc. etc. etc.

Club: Hinoeuma, RECTIVE.

Board games: Assorted wargames.

Computer games: Lords of Chaos (Commodore 64).

Other games: RPGs, tabletop wargaming.

Magazines: Private Eye, Viz, Bizarre.

Places to visit: London Zoo penguin enclosure, Chessington World of Adventures penguin enclosure, Edinburgh Zoo penguin enclosure...

Food: Macaroni cheese (home made).

Colours: Black, WW2 German camo patterns.

Drinks: Diet coke by the litre at work, various cider concoctions socially.

Miscellaneous Questions:

What other newsgroups do you read: rec.music.industrial (so-called), alt.noise, alt.horror.cthulhu, alt.tasteless, alt.penguin- fetish.recovery

To which mailing lists are you subscribed: Cold Meat Industry, Post Mortem, Malignant Records Tumorlist, Freak Animal, Cold Spring etc.

How long have you been reading upg: Far too long

What has been your favourite thread on upg: Whenever Maruta kommand gets mentioned.

What are some of your hobbies: My label and my bands.

What's the motto you adhere to: Loyalty is my honour.

What is your personal stupid human trick: Chasing my tail with my cats.

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Living off my record label / distribution as per Roger K. of Cold Meat Industry.

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Ability to do my own sequencing.

What do you think is your best asset: Creativity, I suppose. Physically, ask Kelly and Leena.

What do you think is the worst thing about you: Dependence on medication.

What do you value most in a friend: Understanding about the penguins and kittens.

How do you picture upg: As a newsgroup.

Do you have another question: Not really.