Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2001 Edition
The Physical:
Your name: Paul Roe
Your online/nickname: Gothae Obscurum
Web page url: http://www.rock-god.freeserve.co.uk
Age: Varies from year to year
Birthday: 16th July
Gender: Male
Location: Plymouth
Height/weight: 6'4", 14 stone
Current hair colour/style: Brown/uninspiring
Natural hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: Blue
Religion: Christian
Siblings: One sister
Children: Megan Rachel, 2 yrs. Nathan Thomas, 11 days
Relationship status: Married to Sara.
Occupation: Globe-trotting robot repairman & singer.
Pets: 2 cats - Dastardly & Mutley
Computer you're on: PIII 500, W98
Favourites:
Books: Alan Moore, Frank Miller, Stephen King, David Eddings.
Movies: Too many to list...
Poems: Coleridge, Auden, Milligan
Television shows: Star Trek, Angel, Buffy, Thunderbirds, Frasier
Songs: Currently - "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)" by Green Day, "Room 57" by Dream Disciples, "Communion" by D.U.S.T., "Angelfly" by Killing Miranda
Bands/musicians: Dream Disciples, D.U.S.T., KM, Stranglers, The Cult, The Narcissus Pool
Club: Darkfire
Board games: None.
Computer games: None.
Other games: None.
Magazines: None
Places to visit: Greece, Canada, Japan
Food: Sausage & mash, chocolate
Colours: Green
Drinks: Pepsi, Caffreys, coffee
Miscellaneous Questions:
What other newsgroups do you read: alt.gothic, alt.gothic.pretentions, uk.media.tv.sf.startrek
To which mailing lists are you subscribed: ALF, Gothic Times, Dream Disciples
How long have you been reading upg: 3 years (nearly)
What has been your favourite thread on upg: The one where Matt & Pete agreed on something. 
What are some of your hobbies: Martial Arts, Marital Arts
What's the motto you adhere to: Strike while the iron is warm
What is your personal stupid human trick: Belching on request
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: All summer in the Greek islands, all winter in the Canadian Rockies
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Nothing really. Quite happy with me. Maybe a 4 megapixel digital camera?
What do you think is your best asset: My total laid back-ness
What do you think is the worst thing about you: I spend too much
What do you value most in a friend: Tolerance.
How do you picture upg: Like a nightmare episode of "Dynasty".
Do you have another question: Who will buy my flaming sword?