Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The Physical:

Your name: Simon Topp

Your online/nickname: Omnis Ppot

Web page url: http://www.ppot.fsnet.co.uk

Age: 27

Birthday: 12th Feb

Gender: M

Location: London

Height/weight: 6'3" 11 stone

Current hair colour/style: Long & black

Natural hair colour: Brown

Eye colour: Brown

Religion: Atheist

Siblings: A brother

Children: You must be kidding.

Relationship status: Single (divorced)

Occupation: Computational Molecular Biologist

Pets: Tropical fish.

Computer you're on: Built it myself. Sometimes lasts an hour without crashing.

Favourites:

Books: Steven Donaldson.

Movies: Matix, Aliens, Hardware, Bladerunner.

Poems: Attila the Stockbroker

Television shows: Buffy, Angel, Voyager.

Songs: Submission, Adrenaline, Last exit for the Lost

Bands/musicians: Nefilin, NMA, Rosetta Stone, Covenant,

Club: Slimelight

Board games: None.

Computer games: Quake II.

Other games: None.

Magazines: None

Places to visit: Amsterdam, NY, Morocco

Food: None

Colours: Black

Drinks: Tequila, cognag, red wine, cider

Miscellaneous Questions:

What other newsgroups do you read: None

To which mailing lists are you subscribed: None

How long have you been reading upg: 2 years

What has been your favourite thread on upg: None

What are some of your hobbies: Seducing people

What's the motto you adhere to: Perfection is the perfect compromise

What is your personal stupid human trick: Driving a car with a big engine.

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: What I'm doing now.

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Anything musical.

What do you think is your best asset: My mind.

What do you think is the worst thing about you: My legs

What do you value most in a friend: An interest in me.

How do you picture upg: A place to find out about gigs that aren't on Helix

Do you have another question: No