Your name: Derek Lucas
Your online/nickname: Dez
Web page URL: none
Age: 29 (not for long)
Birthday: 08/07/1969(ok)
Gender: Male
Location: Dundee
Height/weight: shade over 6ft
Current haircolour/style: white/grey
Natural hair colour: Black originally
Eye colour: Blue
Religion: Antagagnostic
Siblings: 1 brother, 2 sisters
Children: 1and a1/3
Relationship status: Married with children
Occupation: I am to store management what Judge Dredd is to Law Enforcement.
Pets: Sparkler (psychobudgie), Daughter.
Computer you're on: Lord Occum
Books: Philip k Dick/George Orwell/Jean Baudrillard/Michael Scott/Calvin and Hobbes
Movies: Fort Apache the Bronx, Shaft, Brazil, Naked Gun, Police Academy 2, Serpico, most Clint Eastwood, Fifth element, Excalabur
Poems: Mask of Anarchy (Shelley)
Television shows: Frazier, Simpsons, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Animaniacs,Tots TV
Songs: Some Weird Sin (Pop), Dumb Waiters (Psychedelic Furs)
Bands/musicians: Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Psychedelic Furs, Eurythmics, Sisters of Mercy, Dead Kennedys, PIL, Christian Death, Bauhaus, Fields of the Nephilim, Jesus and Marychain, Cramps, Lacrimosa...
Board games: Monopoly
Computer games: Final Fantasy VII, Tenchu, Lords of Midnight (on my spectrum)
Other games:
Magazines: Private Eye
Places to visit: Orkney
Food: pizza
Colours: black
Drinks: Budvar, Red Stripe, Smirnoff, Benedictine, Kronnenberg, Helles...
What other newsgroups do you read:
To which mailing lists are you susbscribed:
How long have you been reading UPG: some months
What has been your favorite thread on UPG:
What are some of your hobbies: Occum's Razor fanzine, reading, lager tasting
What's the motto you adhere to: ask a stupid person, get a stupid answer
What's is your personal stupid human trick: singing goth songs in the style of johhny rotten
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: fulfilling messianic prophesies
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: the ability to smite
What do you think is your best asset: Ali (she told me to say that)
What do you think is the worst thing about you: bank balance
What do you value most in a friend: their ability to buy a round
How do you picture UPG: as jawas :)