Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Derek Lucas

Your online/nickname: Dez

Web page URL: none

Age: 29 (not for long)

Birthday: 08/07/1969(ok)

Gender: Male

Location: Dundee

Height/weight: shade over 6ft

Current haircolour/style: white/grey
 

Natural hair colour: Black originally

Eye colour: Blue

Religion: Antagagnostic

Siblings: 1 brother, 2 sisters

Children: 1and a1/3

Relationship status: Married with children

Occupation: I am to store management what Judge Dredd is to Law Enforcement.

Pets: Sparkler (psychobudgie), Daughter.

Computer you're on: Lord Occum

Favorites

Books: Philip k Dick/George Orwell/Jean Baudrillard/Michael Scott/Calvin and Hobbes

Movies: Fort Apache the Bronx, Shaft, Brazil, Naked Gun, Police Academy 2, Serpico, most Clint Eastwood, Fifth element, Excalabur

Poems: Mask of Anarchy (Shelley)

Television shows: Frazier, Simpsons, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Animaniacs,Tots TV

Songs: Some Weird Sin (Pop), Dumb Waiters (Psychedelic Furs)

Bands/musicians: Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Psychedelic Furs, Eurythmics, Sisters of Mercy, Dead Kennedys, PIL, Christian Death, Bauhaus, Fields of the Nephilim, Jesus and Marychain, Cramps, Lacrimosa...

Board games: Monopoly

Computer games: Final Fantasy VII, Tenchu, Lords of Midnight (on my spectrum)

Other games:

Magazines: Private Eye

Places to visit: Orkney

Food: pizza

Colours: black

Drinks: Budvar, Red Stripe, Smirnoff, Benedictine, Kronnenberg, Helles...

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read:

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed:

How long have you been reading UPG: some months

What has been your favorite thread on UPG:

What are some of your hobbies: Occum's Razor fanzine, reading, lager tasting

What's the motto you adhere to: ask a stupid person, get a stupid answer

What's is your personal stupid human trick: singing goth songs in the style of johhny rotten

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: fulfilling messianic prophesies

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: the ability to smite

What do you think is your best asset: Ali (she told me to say that)

What do you think is the worst thing about you: bank balance

What do you value most in a friend: their ability to buy a round

How do you picture UPG: as jawas :)