Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2001 Edition

The Physical:

Your name: Nik Strychnine

Your online/nickname: Nik Strychnine

Web page url: Nowt up just now.

Age: Pushing 30

Birthday: 25 August

Gender: Male

Location: Edinburgh

Height/weight: 5'8" -6', depending on boots or slouching

Current hair colour/style: Spiky blue mohawk

Natural hair colour: Greyish-brown

Eye colour: Murky

Religion: Cultist of Nurgle

Siblings: 3- Lawyer, Scientist, Artist

Children: No! No!

Relationship status: Celibate.

Occupation: Scumbag

Pets: none- though there are lots of fish on the sofa...

Computer you're on: House Linux server

Favourites:

Books: Jack Vance

Movies: Explosions, bugs, ninjas, robots.

Poems: Gah!

Television shows: Autopsy shows, Farscape

Songs: Err..

Bands/musicians: Magazine, SBM, Necromantic

Club: VAIN ATM

Board games: None, really

Computer games: Metal Gear Solid, Tony Hawks, Front Mission 3

Other games: Necromunda, Mordheim

Magazines: White Dwarf! Rock Sound, Official Playstation

Places to visit: Toy Shops, Caves,Clubs

Food: Fried Cheese Sandwiches

Colours: Paint- black and yellow ochre

Drinks: Snakebite & Black, Tequila

Miscellaneous Questions:

What other newsgroups do you read: Alt.gothic.fashion

To which mailing lists are you subscribed: Edgar, scot-goth, bucalist

How long have you been reading upg: six or seven years

What has been your favourite thread on upg: Currently, 'wowser, Power armour'

What are some of your hobbies: computer graphics, playstation, model-making

What's the motto you adhere to: Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

What is your personal stupid human trick: Fist into mouth -now retired.

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Sleeping, watching 'Quincy'

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: computer 3d modelling

What do you think is your best asset: design skills

What do you think is the worst thing about you: lazy.

What do you value most in a friend: chill, complemantary knowledge and skills

How do you picture upg: extended group of knowledgable friends, in the pub.

Do you have another question: errm...