Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2003 Edition

The Physical:

Your name: Nathan

Your nickname/online name: Nathan

Age: 24

Birthday: 08 May

Gender: Male

Location: Here

Height/weight: From my head to my toes/Okay... What am I waiting for?

Current hair colour/style: Black/No style that I can determine.

Natural hair colour: Dark Brown

Eye colour: Green

Body mods: No mods. No rockers, neither.

Religion: No thanks.

Siblings: 2.

Children: 0.

Relationship status: 0.

Occupation: Sheep.

Pets: 0.

Favourites:

Books: SF, SF/Humour, Horror. Niven, Clarke, Lovecraft.

Movies: Erk. Various. Crouching Tiger, Dune, Time Bandits.

Poems: Paradise (Lost|Regained).

Television shows: Doctor Who, the best show of all time.

Songs: Not sure. Highly mood dependant.

Bands/musicians: Prodigy. Garbage. NiN (sorry). The Shirehorses. Manson sucks. RatM.

Club: Dunno.

Dj): Er. Fat boy slim?

Board games: Dunno.

Computer games: (Free)Civ. Anything with gibs.

Other games: Does sex count?

Magazines: 

Places to visit: The beach at night. Forests. Private parts of public buildings.

Food: Chinese. Cheese. Pizza. Pasta. Anything except courgettes.

Colours: Green. Black.

Drinks: Coke. Coffee. Anything else with caffeine.

Net.existence:

Computer you're on now: Er. This one.

Web page url: www.google.com What, you meant my url? Don't have one yet.

Reading upg since: Yesterday! Woohoo!

Favourite thread on upg: 'INSTANT CASH!!!' or 'Attention female goths'.

How you picture upg: I don't.

Other newsgroups read: alt.alt.alt.alt.alt, alt.memetics, alt.sources, alt.spam

Electronic mailing lists: Critters.

Irc channels: You insult me, sir.

Miscellaneous Questions:

What are some of your hobbies: Some of my hobbies are fun.

Motto: Akuna Matada.

Stupid human trick: Moving my ears.

Doing 10 years from now: Anything but this.

One thing/skill you wished you possessed: My first love. And now that I've said that, a sickbag.

Best asset: My big knob. Seriously, I don't have any assets

Worst thing about you: Lack of planning ability.

Value most in a friend: Honesty. Trust. Support.

Do you have another question: Yes.