Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2000 Edition

The Physical:

Your name: Naomi

Your online/nickname: halogirl

Web page url: n/a

Age: 16

Birthday/birthplace: 18/08, Crewe, Cheshire

Gender: female

Location: Bolton

Height/weight: 5'6"???

Current haircolour/style: Just past shoulder length, an eviiiil mix of ginger and sortof pinky colour (was bright red at one point) , with brown roots (must buy some more hairdye, sharpish)

Natural hair colour: brown

Eye colour: brown

Piercings/tattoos: healed up ear piercings, so none really.

Religion: atheist

Siblings: 1 ikkle brother

Children: none

Relationship status: perpetually single

Occupation: 6th form student

Pets: None

Computer you are on: useless old stoopid one

Favourites:

Books/authors/type of literature:I don't tend to do favourites, but The Beach and The Bell Jar out of things I've read recently.

Magazines: Not got favourites, tend to read any if I've not bought them.

Movies/directors/actors...: Trainspotting, The Matrix, LA Confidential, The Usual Suspects, Waynes World, Reservoir Dogs, Quentin Tarrantino, Johnny Depp, Kevin Spacey, Mike Myers, Steve Buschemi, Christina Ricci.

Poems/poets: not into poetry

Television shows: Simpsons, The Rottentrolls(!), Buffy, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, The Royle Family, ER, sometimes Eastenders. Things that stuck out in the past for me were Blackadder and My So Called Life

Radios/radio shows: Hardly listen to the radio anymore, although sometimes Mark and Lard, so that.

Songs: Too many to mention. At the moment though, Eels - Novocaine For The Soul, Stabbing Westward - The Thing I Hate, Soft Cell - Tainted Love, B-52s - Love Shack, David Bowie - Golden Years

Bands/musicians: Well, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, David Bowie, Super Furry Animals, Placebo, Massive Attack, Kate Bush, Madonna, Eurythmics, Prodigy, Beck, Garbage for a start. And I'm trying to listen to a whole bunch of older stuff but it costs money so its taking some time. But I like most stuff except for rap, country, "Travisy" bands or pop (well, recent pop anyway)

Paintings/artists/work of art...: Dali: The Ballet Dancer, Burne-Jones: The Beguiling Of Merlin

Games(board, computer, others): Monkey Island, Grim Fandango, Pictionary, and this card game called 'Shithead' which I seem to spend all my free periods in college playing.

Places to visit: erm.. I dunno

Food and drinks: chinese/italian/indian/mexican food; chocolate raisins; cheese, celery and mango chutney sandwiches

Colours: red, purple, blue, black, silver

Miscellaneous Questions:

What other newsgroups do you read: alt.gothic.fashion is the only other one at the moment. I used to read a lot more but I keep changing or not having the time to read them.

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: mancgoff, but I'm lurking on that as well

How long have you been reading upg: about 5/6 months??

What has been your favorite thread on upg: dunno

What are some of your hobbies: putting things off till later, annoying people, walking backwards, making jewellery, glass painting, being an eternal lurker

What's the motto you adhere to: the only things I can think of right now are 'I'm pink, therefore I'm spam', and 'Jim-Jam Ya Ha!' but they're not really mottos. But they'll do.

What's is your personal stupid human trick: dunno

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: really haven't a clue. Breathing, hopefully.

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Musical talent

What do you think is your best asset: don't ask me...

What do you think is the worst thing about you: I shout too much, and I can be pretty self-centred

What do you value most in a friend: I get along with them, and they can make me feel happy

What do you hate most in others: depends on the person, if I can't stand them then all of their character traits seem bad, whether they are or not.

How do you picture upg: