Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2001 Edition
The Physical:
Your name: Tom Sulston
Your online/nickname: Tom Sulston (Mr_Tom on IRC)
Web page url: www.ebpages.are.too.much.hassle.for.me
Age: 22 going on 50.
Birthday: 17th October
Gender: Bloke.
Location: London (Willesden Green)
Height/weight: 5'10"ish, 12 Stone, give or take.
Current hair colour/style: Belt-length & brown
Natural hair colour: the same shade of brown.
Eye colour: Blue
Religion: Evangelistic atheist. But will settle for Bahai'ism
Siblings: A brother.
Children: Couldn't eat a whole one.
Relationship status: Attached.
Occupation: IT Consultant (My job is to make your job redundant)
Pets: 2 flatmates.
Computer you're on: Celery400, Win98, Hard-Disk, RAM, that sort of stuff. Play with HP V-class at werk.
Favourites:
Books: Iain Banks (Without the M), Elizabeth Wurtzel, Robert Anton Wilson, culinary tomes that aren't written by celebrity chefs.
Movies: They're called films. Coen Brothers, Darren Aranofsky, Michael Caine, Jurgen Procnow. Too many to list.
Poems: Atilla the Stockbroker. He is wise.
Television shows: No TV for me. But when I did have one, I liked Cardiac Arrest.
Songs: Almost anything by the bands below
Bands/musicians: Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Pink Floyd, Dr. John, The KLF, Dido, Portishead, Morcheeba, and the usual Goth stuff.
Club: Don't do them a lot. Anywhere with a quiet room and a nice bar.
Board games: Jenga, Risk, Nuclear War, Talisman, Mah Jong, Bridge.
Computer games: Counterstrike. 1nsane.
Other games: Tag.
Magazines: Private Eye, Wire,
Places to visit: There's nowhere I've not been to yet that I don't want to go.
Food: Nothing pre-made. Anything, as long as it's fresh, free of dodgy chemicals, and made with the attention that food deserves.
Colours: Black black black black black, EVEN BLACKER! (With odd bits of other colours - no patterns though)
Drinks: Gin and tonic. beer. tea. Proper coffee. Been off the surgical spirit for a while now. 
Miscellaneous Questions:
What other newsgroups do you read: agf, agp, ukpg.
To which mailing lists are you subscribed: Sluts (occasionally) OxGoths, Heretics, ukagf
How long have you been reading upg: Few years.
What has been your favourite thread on upg: Any that don't involve Mixy getting all het up.
What are some of your hobbies: Drinking, spodding, drinking, cooking.
What's the motto you adhere to: You're only as big as the things that make you angry.
What is your personal stupid human trick: I can hold a burning torch in my mouth while juggling knives and standing on a rola-bola.
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Running a restaurant in Sydney.
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: A restaurant in Sydney, and the money to run it.
What do you think is your best asset: I can cook. And even make a nice martini.
What do you think is the worst thing about you: I can't do anything else.
What do you value most in a friend: The ability to put up with my inane witterings.
How do you picture upg: On a monitor.
Do you have another question: