Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Daniel Etherington

Your online/nickname: mr.mime

Web page URL: http://w3.to/dead.fish

Age: 18

Birthday: 08/10

Gender: male

Location: plumstead, london, soon to be hatfield for uni

Height/weight: 6ft 1'/ 12st something or other (it varies)

Current haircolour/style: in the process of eing bleached, should be
 bright purple when i'm done(long)

Natural hair colour: strawberry blonde (i'm not ginger damn it!)

Eye colour: brown

Religion: none

Siblings: 1 brother

Children: none

Relationship status: taken.. well, kind of anyway >:)

Occupation: Student :)

Pets: 2 cats, rocky (ginger tom) Mort (black tom)

Computer you're on: PC AMD k6-2 350Mhz with a shite 14inch monitor and a crap graphics card

Favorites

Books: pratchet, JTHM

Movies: Wing Chun Kung Fu, and various other dodgy kung fu movies, Stuff.

Poems: doesn't really do it for me...

Television shows: Thundercats :),

Songs: Kiss the bats :)

Bands/musicians: Sneaky Bat Machine, Cure, killing M, Front 242, The Orb, Atari Teenage Riot.. and various other goth/dancy stuff

Board games: Monopoly :) well, actually i don't play them that much

Computer games: Boldur's Gate

Other games: You'll have to get to know me better... but erm.. pop up pirates pretty fun :)

Magazines: none really...

Places to visit: London... erm, wouldn't mind getting to portmouth/chichitser area a bit more...

Food: brown bread, chocolate...

Colours: black, purple

Drinks: coffee, tea, vodka, cider.

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: alt.gothic.fashion, and various otherones when i get round to it

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: sluts, tarts, cybermind, and quite a lot of junk mail ones it would seem

How long have you been reading UPG: 1997 at some point.

What has been your favorite thread on UPG: the fluffy ones generally....

What are some of your hobbies: don't really have any, i always think i should get some.

What's the motto you adhere to: why me?, shit happens? oh well...

What's is your personal stupid human trick: getting overly paranoid about things that really aren't worth getting paranoid about... and creating new ways to get paranoid for no reason at all.

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: happy, sex, kids, rich?

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: a waif like figure.. and one of those transporters they have in star trek.

What do you think is your best asset: i can get on with almost anyone.

What do you think is the worst thing about you: paranoia, shyness.

What do you value most in a friend: being there

How do you picture UPG: really, like a news group basically.. although sometimes i picture it like people standing on soap boxes, there's loads of them, and people wander about, and sometimes there's a a big crowd listening and chatting back, and sometimes no one listens at all

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