Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Miss Behaviour or Louise

Your online/nickname: Miss Behaviour or Spookyspice

Web page URL: www.behaviour.freeserve.co.uk/poo.htm

Age: 20

Birthday: 26/01/79

Gender: female

Location: Sunderland, Tyne & Wear (wuy aye man/pet)

Height/weight: 5ft7inc weight too bloody much

Current haircolour/style: just took extentions out short bob with fringe in
 black and purple

Natural hair colour: dont know havent seen it in that long!!, mousy brown crap i think

Eye colour: blue

Religion: none

Siblings: little tracksuit wearing sis awww bless

Children: none and hopefully it will stay that way (not very maternal)

Relationship status: happy with long term boyf about to take a huge plunge and get engaged ooo er

Occupation: Customer advisor for post office counters helpline and it is shite.

Pets: 2 cats, 2 rats, 1 goldfish and 1 lizard called bootzilla (he's an evil little sod, takes after his owner)

Computer you're on: Betty (thats her name)

Favorites

Books: the vampire chronicles by anne rice, the crow, tank girl, sandman

Movies: Interview with a Vampire, tank girl, elvira, the crow, babe, the lion king

Poems: does drunken songs and footy chants count????

Television shows: the simpsons, jerry springer, WWF wrestling, ren and stimpy, cow and chicken (im just a big kid at heart i love my toons)

Songs: The cure -trust (for them emotional times in your life), manic st preachers- she is suffering, NIN-happiness in slavery, nirvana-dumb, smashing pumpkins-perfect.

Bands/musicians: Bauhaus, Sisters, NIN, rammsteine,L7, hole ,white zombie, tura satana, sneaky bat machine, god too many to mention

Board games: twister (does that count)

Computer games: Theme hospital, quake

Other games: Tamagotchi

Magazines: Kerrang, Marie clare ,cosmo, whatever anyone brings in work!!!

Places to visit: Holy island, the pub

Food: anything chinese or seafood.

Colours: black, purple, pink, baby blue, silver

Drinks: anything with volume or a % in it and fanta by the gallons

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: alt.gothic, alt.gothic.fashion

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: none its all a bunch of crap but i did stumble on tomb raver at whitby and was quite entertained with that i keep meaning to subscribe

How long have you been reading UPG: dont know very short attention span

What has been your favorite thread on UPG: dont know very short attention span

What are some of your hobbies: getting drunk, music, playing the guitar, might lean to dress make at night class next year!!

What's the motto you adhere to: if in doubt, bluff!! it works every time

What's is your personal stupid human trick: ermmmm i can still do cartwheels and handstands!!!!

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: earning loads of cash for being me!!

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: a body like pamela anderson's.

What do you think is your best asset: my boobs or my liver (im surprised its still with me)

What do you think is the worst thing about you: my cellulite!!!, failing that i can be a bit agressive at times, apparently when i get going im one scary chick, the bouncers at the mayfair in newcastle once offered me a job because they were so impressed!!!!

What do you value most in a friend: a great wardrobe nah good drinking skills

How do you picture UPG: one massive whitby night at laughtons

Do you have another question: no

What do you hate most in others: snotty people and women honestly they cant half bitch about each other