Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Miriam McDonald

Your online/nickname: Miriam, Mim, Mimsy

Web page URL: none

Age: 25

Birthday: 26/02

Gender: female

Location: Bath. The place, not the household fitting.

Height/weight: 5'5", about eight and a half stone

Current haircolour/style: Black/ shoulder length
 

Natural hair colour: paper bag brown.

Eye colour: blue

Religion: none (raised Anglican)

Siblings: 1 brother

Children: none

Relationship status: engaged

Occupation: production assistant at Future Publishing

Pets: Heidegger the Royal Python.

Computer you're on: Beige PowerMac G3

Favorites

Books: Anything by James Ellroy, "Rebecca" (du Maurier), "Anno Dracula" (Newman), most murder-mysteries, film history books, "Psychoville" (Fowler)

Movies: The Addams Family/ Addams Family Values, "Some Like It Hot", "The 7-Year Itch", "The Bad and the Beautiful", "Breakfast at Tiffany's", "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof", "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?"

Poems: anything by Milton, "Crow Tries The Media (Hughes), "The Wasteland", most Robert Browning

Television shows: Lexx

Songs: "Love Me Or Leave Me" (Nina Simone), "She's in Parties" (Bauhaus) "Celluloid Heroes" (The Kinks)

Bands/musicians: The Kinks, early Rolling Stones, Nephilim, Sisters, Ella Fitzgerald, Nick Cave, Tom Lehrer

Board games: Pass The Pigs

Computer games: Civ 2 Gold, Yoshi's Story, Mario Kart, Diddy Kong Racing

Magazines: MacFormat, N64, Bizarre, SFX

Places to visit: dunno

Food: Cheese, Haribo Goldbears

Colours: black, all shades of red/burgundy/scarlet (not pink, though)

Drinks: tea

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: none

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: SWG

How long have you been reading UPG: about a year (lurked 6 months)

What has been your favorite thread on UPG: any not involving "They killed 25 students..." or religion.

What are some of your hobbies: sewing, cooking, reading, watching old films

What's the motto you adhere to: Try not to make someone else's life miserable.

What's is your personal stupid human trick: Playing Civ 2 until my RSI flares up.

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Retired to an Addams-Family-style house, complete with gorgeous dingy garden, ballroom and train set. I already have the train set.

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: That house.

What do you think is your best asset: sympathetic

What do you think is the worst thing about you: paranoia

What do you value most in a friend: loyalty

How do you picture UPG: lots of people sitting at computers.

Do you have another question: no