Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2001 Edition
The Physical:
Your name: Marc Elston
Your online/nickname: Duh !
Web page url: Must do one sometime...
Age: 32
Birthday: 20th January
Gender: goth
Location: Southampton
Height/weight: 5'10", 10.5 stone
Current hair colour/style: Black hedgehog
Natural hair colour: brownish (I hope)
Eye colour: brownish
Religion: Microsoft
Siblings: none
Children: One, who's more mature than me.
Relationship status: Hopefully single...
Occupation: IT support
Pets: None - my ickle rat friends both died around the time I became single
Computer you're on: Sitting on a Pentium 100, typing on a PII 450, looking at half a PIII 750.
Favourites:
Books: Lord of The Rings, Watership Down
Movies: Alien series, Bladerunner, Chronos, Total Recall, The Crow, etc, etc.
Poems: Those ones that were scrawled on the loo walls at Exile
Television shows: Buffy, Angel. Don't get time to watch much.
Songs: Presently, Chameleons - Don't Fall
Bands/musicians: Lodsa old tradgoff stuff, Switchblade Symphony, and Killing Miranda.
Club: Do I have to have a favourite ? Oh, all right. Resurgence.
Board games: Chess
Computer games: Shadowman
Other games: Making my trainees into weirdos
Magazines: Bizarre today 'cos it's a special punk edition & has a long article about Siouxsie in it 
Places to visit: Anywhere full of goths to talk at.
Food: Nachos, pizza (chilli & pineapple), cheese and pickle sarnies
Colours: I have a monochrome wardrobe too !
Drinks: Vodka & red bull, bitter
Miscellaneous Questions:
What other newsgroups do you read: none - upg is the world !> TO WHICH
Mailing lists are you subscribed: Heretics, Blackmail, Wessex goth, Dark Trix
How long have you been reading upg: on and off about 2 years
What has been your favourite thread on upg: Definitely not that one which turned into a discussion of my lovelife !!!
What are some of your hobbies: spodding, building PCs, invading distant goth clubs.
What's the motto you adhere to: You've gotta laugh...
What is your personal stupid human trick: Forgetting ppl's names even though
I've met them umpteen million times.
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Rotting
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: A functional short-term memory
What do you think is your best asset: I can't remember
What do you think is the worst thing about you: My apparrent dumbness 'cos I can't remember anything.
What do you value most in a friend: Someone with an easily remembered name
How do you picture upg: A scene out of Hellraiser
Do You have another question:
Why ? Where ?
I did WHAT ?!