Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2001 Edition

The Physical:

Your name: Sionell Guimaraens-Robinson

Your online/nickname: GothMuppet

Web page url: I don't have time for that kind of thing...

Age: As old as my bones and older than my teeth

Birthday: 7th March

Gender: Muppet

Location: Wolverhampton

Height/weight: 5'8"...weight - more than it should probably be, and less than it was

Current hair colour/style: short but in need of cutting

Natural hair colour: brown with very fetching grey streaks

Eye colour: Blue

Religion: member of the Seventh Church of the Apocalyptic Lemming

Siblings: A brother

Children: No thanks, I've just eaten

Relationship status: blissfully co-habiting

Occupation: Temp. Currently based at Brum Uni in the Med School

Pets: a wuvverly fwuffy cat called Orlando

Computer you're on: the one my b/f rebuilt for me a couple of months ago after I managed to blow it up completely

Favourites:

Books: classics, historical stuff, obscure stuff, pretty much anything in paperback I can get my grubby mitts on

Movies: comedies, old b/w films, some scary stuff but not much 'cos I'm a confirmed coward

Poems: T S Eliot, war poets, Ted Hughes, medieval stuff and the Romantics

Television shows: Having only just moved into a house with a telly, I haven't got into the habit of looking for stuff to watch apart from Eastenders on a Sunday...

Songs: I listen to them....

Bands/musicians: Front 242, Funker Vogt, Mesh, lots of other stuff that I can't actually bring to mind right now, and plenty of classical stuff.

Club: Can I start one?

Board games: None.

Computer games: None.

Other games: None.

Magazines: Classic FM, Vegetarian Society mag

Places to visit: The pub!

Food: anything veggie, especially chilli

Colours: I like black, goes with everything...

Drinks: Twinings Lemon & Ginger herbal infusion

Miscellaneous Questions:

What other newsgroups do you read: alt.pub.oddbins, uk.misc, uk.education.openuniversity and a few others that I just watch rather than take much notice of.

To which mailing lists are you subscribed: None, currently. Still wondering which one is best for the area I've just moved to.

How long have you been reading upg: not that long really, I don't always have time to read it as closely as I think I ought

What has been your favourite thread on upg: too many to mention

What are some of your hobbies: watching my cat do stupid things, getting my car fixed at ludicrously expensive garages (have had to spend over £400 on it since xmas)

What's the motto you adhere to: It was necessary...

What is your personal stupid human trick: turning up to work every day

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: a real job that won't change every few weeks

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: some of that organisation stuff

What do you think is your best asset: I'm cute, silly but cute

What do you think is the worst thing about you: I'm too easily stressed and then I get grumpy

What do you value most in a friend: reliability

How do you picture upg: a dark room with lots of big sofas

Do you have another question: where are the biscuits?