Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The Physical:

Your name: Dave Moore

Your online/nickname: Aleister Crowley's Cat/Morgoth

Web page url: http://www.valinor.freeserve.co.uk

Age: 4 years younger than my other half

Birthday: 8th October

Gender: "scary looking bloke who's always looks like he's going to hit someone" according to a work colleague (who tells me I look like a cross between Anton La Vey and Kerry King)

Location: Bournemouth

Height/weight: 6' 0", and somewhat over 15 stone or so.

Current hair colour/style: Skin coloured, square root of fuck all (due to genetics being a cruel mistress, I thought I would get rid of it before it all fell out)

Natural hair colour: Black

Eye colour: Green

Religion: A mishmash of Materialism/Naturalism and the like

Siblings: A sister, back in NI

Children: None for the time being.

Relationship status: Been with the other half, the lovely Joanne for over 2 years now

Occupation: Software Enginner

Pets: None, though I like cats.

Computer you're on: AMD K6-2-450/W95

Favourites:

Books: Oh Yes: General History,Some Fantasy (Lord of the Rings: best book ever written), Astronomical and Archaeological, any general science books

Movies: The Breakfast Club, Star Wars Trilogy.

Poems: Tennyson

Television shows: I watch very little, but anything on the History Channel or the Discovery Channel. Oh and B5/The Fast Show of course.

Songs: Favourite song of all time is "Birdhouse in your soul".

Bands/musicians: Lustmord, Inade, Schloss Tegal, Inky Suky, Passion Play, Autumn Tears, Endura, Bal-Sagoth, In The Woods, My Dying Bride, Skepticism, The Summoning,

Club: Club X

Board games: Chess.

Computer games: Any RPG really

Other games: Roleplaying: Call of Cthulhu and AD&D Forgotten Realms mostly

Magazines: Sky & Telescope, Astronomy Now, Dragon, Terrorizer

Places to visit: Anywhere with dark, clear nights and no light polution and lots of trees

Food: Garlic, garlic, and garlic

Colours: Black. Black! Black! BLACK! BLACK! B-L-A-C-K! LIKE THE ENDLESS BLACKNESS OF SPACE! THAT LEADS TO THE CHASM OF CLAMS! MY EYES... (you get the general idea)

Drinks: Apple Juice Plus avec, erm, blackcurrant, Safeway's Diet Lemonade, and Milk. But not at the same time of course.

Miscellaneous Questions:

What other newsgroups do you read: talk.origins, alt.horror.cthulhu, sci.astro

To which mailing lists are you subscribed: Wessex Goth Mailing List (I'm the admin bloke, for my sins), Wessex Astronomical Society, various anti-creationist mailing lists

How long have you been reading upg: Can't remember

What has been your favourite thread on upg: Any of them.

What are some of your hobbies: Forming a carpet of CDs on my floor (oh, and amateur astronomy and playing football)

What's the motto you adhere to: Erm, will "you can never stop learning" do?

What is your personal stupid human trick: Breathing, I suppose

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Breathing, I suppose

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: a planetarium.

What do you think is your best asset: I'm not sure

What do you think is the worst thing about you: I'm not sure

What do you value most in a friend: Loyalty

How do you picture upg: As a multi-tentacled wibbly scary black thing

Do you have another question: Does my bum look big in this?