Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Kerne

Your online/nickname: teasmoke

Webpageage URL: n/a

Age: 16

Birthday: 28 september 98

Gender: male

Location: Milford, CT

Height/weight: 5'11/155lb

Current haircolour/style: Brown/all over the place
 

Natural hair colour: Brown

Eye colour: Blue

Religion: atheist

Siblings: younger brother, younger sister

Children: none

Relationship status: singlish

Occupation: school, sort of

Pets: cats, many many cats

Computer you're on: 266mhz PowerMac, 4gigHD, 64megRAM, MacOS8.6

Favorites

Books: sf. what type depends on my mood

Movies: the Matrix

Poems: n/a

Television shows: n/a

Songs: Ka-Non Power, by the California Guitar Trio

Bands/musicians: depends on my mood. rage against the machine, limp bizkit and korn are the most popular at the moment

Board games: n/a

Computer games: n/a

Other games: n/a (I have this thing about being nailed down as preferring any one thing)

Magazines: n/a

Places to visit: someplace that never sees the light of day. any suggestions?

Food: cranberry juice

Colours: black

Drinks: cranberry juice

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: alt.gothic, alt.gothic.fashion

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: n/a

How long have you been reading UPG: about a week

What has been your favorite thread on UPG: "I looked in my inbox today"

What are some of your hobbies: recreational comprehension, recreational incoherence, recreational mathematics, recreational websearches

What's the motto you adhere to: fuck you, i won't do what you tell me

What's is your personal stupid human trick: cracking neck, fingers, thumbs, wrists, elbows, knees, and toes, in that order (the process of standing up after too many hours at the computer)

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: still weirding people out on a regular basis

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: a decent black denim duster

What do you think is your best asset: an armor-plated ego

What do you think is the worst thing about you: violent mood swings

What do you value most in a friend: being a friend

How do you picture UPG: i reserve judgement.

Do you have another question: who writes the words in the sentances i speak?