Your name: Kerne
Your online/nickname: teasmoke
Webpageage URL: n/a
Age: 16
Birthday: 28 september 98
Gender: male
Location: Milford, CT
Height/weight: 5'11/155lb
Current haircolour/style: Brown/all over the place
Natural hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: Blue
Religion: atheist
Siblings: younger brother, younger sister
Children: none
Relationship status: singlish
Occupation: school, sort of
Pets: cats, many many cats
Computer you're on: 266mhz PowerMac, 4gigHD, 64megRAM, MacOS8.6
Books: sf. what type depends on my mood
Movies: the Matrix
Poems: n/a
Television shows: n/a
Songs: Ka-Non Power, by the California Guitar Trio
Bands/musicians: depends on my mood. rage against the machine, limp bizkit and korn are the most popular at the moment
Board games: n/a
Computer games: n/a
Other games: n/a (I have this thing about being nailed down as preferring any one thing)
Magazines: n/a
Places to visit: someplace that never sees the light of day. any suggestions?
Food: cranberry juice
Colours: black
Drinks: cranberry juice
What other newsgroups do you read: alt.gothic, alt.gothic.fashion
To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: n/a
How long have you been reading UPG: about a week
What has been your favorite thread on UPG: "I looked in my inbox today"
What are some of your hobbies: recreational comprehension, recreational incoherence, recreational mathematics, recreational websearches
What's the motto you adhere to: fuck you, i won't do what you tell me
What's is your personal stupid human trick: cracking neck, fingers, thumbs, wrists, elbows, knees, and toes, in that order (the process of standing up after too many hours at the computer)
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: still weirding people out on a regular basis
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: a decent black denim duster
What do you think is your best asset: an armor-plated ego
What do you think is the worst thing about you: violent mood swings
What do you value most in a friend: being a friend
How do you picture UPG: i reserve judgement.
Do you have another question: who writes the words in the sentances i speak?