Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Kathryn

Your online/nickname: Kathryn, the Quinnster, Countess Bapula (don't ask)

Web page URL: http://www.quinnster.demon.co.uk

Age: 25

Birthday: 25/09

Gender: female

Location: Next to Alexandra Palace, N. London

Height/weight: 5'6", and last time I checked, 14st something. A bit fat, but muscles of steel beaneth it all.

Current haircolour/style: purple-bob, sometimes pink
 

Natural hair colour: blonde

Eye colour: green

Religion: lapsed Roman Catholic

Siblings: 1 sister, 2 brothers

Children: none

Relationship status: living with blokie of 5+ years

Occupation: Postdoctoral fellow at UCL

Pets: 4 cats - Barney, Ralph, Tino and Simon

Computer you're on: PC PII400 with W98. At home it's a p120, w95. Bless.

Favorites

Books: Dilbert books, old 2000AD comics, historical books about Nazi Germany

Movies: Withnail, Bladerunner,Dumb and Dumber, Austin Powers, Falling Down, Dirty Harry, Spaghetti Westerns, Das Boot, Fifth Element

Poems: not really into poetry, so none

Television shows: The Simpsons, Friends, Frasier, Whatever recycled stuff ends up on UK gold, Loius Theroux

Songs: Three days, Janes addiction; Kerosene, Big Black; Just Looking, Stereophonics

Bands/musicians: PWEI, KLF, Big Black, Nomeansno, Operation Ivy, Manic Street Preachers, Curve, Garbage, miscellaneous indie pop rubbish and corny old 80s stuff.

Board games: none

Computer games: Dungeon Keeper, Sim City 2000, Civilisation II

Other games:

Magazines: Empire

Places to visit: Finland

Food: Kettle chips

Colours: black, blue

Drinks: tea, czech beers, southern comfort and coke, malibu and pineapple

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: uk.misc, alt.gothic.fashion

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: none

How long have you been reading UPG: since it started, on and off

What has been your favorite thread on UPG: none

What are some of your hobbies: er, none, really. except what I can invent to put on a CV that looks semi-plausible

What's the motto you adhere to: Don't have high expectations of anyone or anything - it rarely results in disspointment

What's is your personal stupid human trick: I can bend just the tips of all my fingers.. and despite being fairly tubby, can get my hands flat on the floor with straight legs

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Involved in Undergraduate teaching, or possibly, some form of journalism in the biological sciences

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Charisma. And some willpower.

What do you think is your best asset: determination

What do you think is the worst thing about you: shyness

What do you value most in a friend: always there, and glad to see you

How do you picture UPG: like a western saloon bar where a sranger walks in, every goes silent for a second or two, then everyone carries on babbling.

Do you have another question: Yeah: why on earth are apoptygma berzerk so popular down south, and yet not even played up north? And why so popular when so _awful_? heh heh heh. Oh alright - you mean poll-type questions dontcha? okedoo:

Any piercings or tattoos? In which case: Yes - navel, labret, rook, um.. upper cartilege (half an industrial that went manky) several stetched lobes inc. one 8mm flesh tunnel. Used to have more, but they were more trouble than they were worth. No tattoos.