Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Karl Robinson

Your online/nickname: Karl/Karl Robinson

Web page URL: http://www.darkwave.org.uk/~karl/ but it is crap atmit

Age: 21

Birthday: 19/10

Gender: Male

Location: Telford Way in High Why-come?

Height/weight: 6' exactely and about 17 stone

Current haircolour/style: Black long straight hair with undercut
 

Natural hair colour: light brown/blone

Eye colour: grey/blue/green/brown kind of changes with light

Religion: never heard of it mate.

Siblings: None

Children: 1 ex-kid

Relationship status: single

Occupation: Web designer

Pets: Too many cats for my own good

Computer you're on: Dunno one of the servers.

Favorites

Books: Graphic novels, Pratchett

Movies: Leon, Twelve Moneys, Preaching to the Perverted, Matrix

Poems: none

Television shows: Animaniacs, Dexter's Lab, I Am Weasal

Songs: Hammerheads (Shriekback), Away and Please (The Bolshoii)

Bands/musicians: The Horatii, Rosetta Stone, The Bolshoi, Shriekback, Bauhaus, One Left Standing, New Model Army, Killing Miranda, Aqua, Cognet Woe, Alisha's Attic, Madonna (early stuff), Joy Division, SOM, Alice in Chains, Brother Orchid. and loads more

Board games: Huge Size Jenga

Computer games: Boxes

Other games: Drinking Competitions

Magazines: Pink Paper, Boyz (occasionally), 2000AD, Star Trek fact files, Computing.

Places to visit: New Orleans USA, St. Louis USA, Helmlsdale Scotland, Isle of Mull Scotland, Switzerland in general

Food: Anything which isn't spicey

Colours: black, blue, red, purple, white,

Drinks: vodka, single malt scottish whisky, coke, Honey Cider

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read:(in order) alt.gothic, alt.gothic.pretensions, alt.gothic.fashion, uk.gay-lesbain-bi, uk.people.bdsm, alt.polyamoury, soc.bi, alt.sex.cthulu, alt.flame,

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: tarts, sluts

How long have you been reading UPG: buggered if I can remember err about 3 years or something.

What has been your favorite thread on UPG: Oh feck. errr recentely none as the place has become rather borring but in the past I would say the poll on what is love.

What are some of your hobbies: Drinking, Thorwing people out of Gay pubs, Driving too fast for speed cameras to detect me, shooting things.

What's the motto you adhere to: "The pub is never shut for those who run it."

What's is your personal stupid human trick: Drinking more than Fuzzy whether he likes to admit it or not.

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: er. Posting to newsgroups, earning huge amounts of money, living in a huge house with many beautiful partners, enjoying myself, driving a different car every day.

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Being able to talk to people in real life as well as I can on-line (sad innit)

What do you think is your best asset: empathy

What do you think is the worst thing about you: getting drunk and talking shit

What do you value most in a friend: Loyalty.

How do you picture UPG: a bloody mess ATMIT

Do you have another question: How many beans make five?