Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2001 Edition

The Physical:

Your name: Helen Patricia Griffiths

Your online/nickname: spider_mastermind

Web page url: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/helenpatricia.griffiths

Age: 20

Birthday: 12/11/80

Gender: Female

Location: Cambridge

Height/weight: 5'7"/~10st

Current hair colour/style: Auburn/growing out from short

Natural hair colour: Brown..

Eye colour: Grey

Religion: Pagan

Siblings: Younger sister

Children: 0

Relationship status: Unmarried and currently attached to Alex Cairns

Occupation: Student

Pets: 0

Computer you're on: Packard Bell Club 40 (it sucks)

Favourites:

Books: Terry Pratchett

Movies: Preaching to the Perverted

Poems: 

Television shows: Various Star Treks

Songs: Queens of the Stone Age: The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret

Bands/musicians: NIN, Xymox, Radiohead

Club: The Calling

Board games: Backgammon

Computer games: Quake, Doom

Other games: 

Magazines: 

Places to visit: 

Food: 

Colours: Black, purple, green, claret and white

Drinks: Mainly real ale and cafetiere coffee.

Miscellaneous Questions:

What other newsgroups do you read: alt.vampyres, alt.culture.vampires.

To which mailing lists are you subscribed: Camgoth, commune

How long have you been reading upg: About three months

What Has been your favourite thread on upg:

What are some of your hobbies: Brass banding.

What's the motto you adhere to: 

What is your personal stupid human trick: Talking out of my arse on *.vamp?re newsgroups.

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Making as much money as possible from doing as little work as possible.

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: A tidy bedroom.

What do you think is your best asset: My voluptuous curves. (y=x^3+17????) Unfortunatly marred by the neck mounted floor mop that calles itself my head (I would have to wear a paper bag to pose for page three which kind of kills my plans for fulfilling the answer to the previous but one question.

What do you think is the worst thing about you: My temper

What do you value most in a friend: Tolerance of my temper. (sorry mr scathe for blatantly ripping off your answer, but it is true.

How do you picture upg: AFAIK this is a binary free newsgroup so pictures don't come into the question.

Do you have another question: Why are we filling this thing in?