Your name: Helen Patricia Griffiths
Your online/nickname: spider_mastermind
Web page url: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/helenpatricia.griffiths
Age: 20
Birthday: 12/11/80
Gender: Female
Location: Cambridge
Height/weight: 5'7"/~10st
Current hair colour/style: Auburn/growing out from short
Natural hair colour: Brown..
Eye colour: Grey
Religion: Pagan
Siblings: Younger sister
Children: 0
Relationship status: Unmarried and currently attached to Alex Cairns
Occupation: Student
Pets: 0
Computer you're on: Packard Bell Club 40 (it sucks)
Books: Terry Pratchett
Movies: Preaching to the Perverted
Poems:
Television shows: Various Star Treks
Songs: Queens of the Stone Age: The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret
Bands/musicians: NIN, Xymox, Radiohead
Club: The Calling
Board games: Backgammon
Computer games: Quake, Doom
Other games:
Magazines:
Places to visit:
Food:
Colours: Black, purple, green, claret and white
Drinks: Mainly real ale and cafetiere coffee.
What other newsgroups do you read: alt.vampyres, alt.culture.vampires.
To which mailing lists are you subscribed: Camgoth, commune
How long have you been reading upg: About three months
What are some of your hobbies: Brass banding.
What's the motto you adhere to:
What is your personal stupid human trick: Talking out of my arse on *.vamp?re newsgroups.
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Making as much money as possible from doing as little work as possible.
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: A tidy bedroom.
What do you think is your best asset: My voluptuous curves. (y=x^3+17????) Unfortunatly marred by the neck mounted floor mop that calles itself my head (I would have to wear a paper bag to pose for page three which kind of kills my plans for fulfilling the answer to the previous but one question.
What do you think is the worst thing about you: My temper
What do you value most in a friend: Tolerance of my temper. (sorry mr scathe for blatantly ripping off your answer, but it is true.
How do you picture upg: AFAIK this is a binary free newsgroup so pictures don't come into the question.
Do you have another question: Why are we filling this thing in?