Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: marge

Your online/nickname: marge

Web page URL: www.marge-central.demon.somethingorother

Age: 25

Birthday: 27/5

Gender: female

Location: black country / work : whoever will have me /*pay* me

Height/weight: too short, too fat

Current haircolour/style: brown/unwashed (occasionally pink or purple or both)
 

Natural hair colour: brown

Eye colour: brown

Religion: church of piglow

Siblings: 1 sister, 2 step brothers 2 half sisters

Children: none

Relationship status: non existent. now given up.

Occupation: pharmacist allegedly

Pets: zesty

Computer you're on: somethign kierans dad built

Favorites

Books: things by isabelle allende, terry pratchet, and biographies

Movies: trainspotting, lots of "foreign" films, star wars

Poems: "safe in their alabaster chambers, untouched by moring and untouched by noon, lie the meek members of the ressurection, rafters of satin and roofs of stone..." i think it goes.

Television shows: e.r., bab 5, documentaries, pop trivia things

Songs: the ship song, green and grey, some kind of stranger, charlotte sometimes..

Bands/musicians: the cure, NMA/justin sullivan, sisters of mercy, sunshine blind, horatii, manuskript, sneeeeeeekybatmachine, suede, the clash, levellers, nick cave and the bad seeds, emma conquest, nervosa, pulp, rosetta stone, joy division, etc.....

Board games: i wish more people liked them...

Computer games: in general annoying., once spent a whole summer playing civilization though. fortunately that computer now resides in north london and civ is history

Other games: mind games?

Magazines: fanzines are always amusing, regular subscription to pharmaceutical journal, am now so pessimistic i dont read music press.

Places to visit: europe, toronto, america, anywhere new/interesting and full of fun

Food: vegetables of various descriptions figure highly in the marge diet. sushi is yum too. and seaweed. and tofu. and pizzas, mexican, curries, pasta, salads, fruit, etc.. the kinder to piggies the better.

Colours: black, pink, purple

Drinks: water, earl grey with lemon, diamond white, unpronounceable grape

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: rec.food.veg.cooking, alt.fan.piglow, uk.sci.pharmacy, alt.food.low-fat, alt.food.asian, uk.food+drink.misc, occasinally alt.gothic but its usually full of strangers saying strange things.

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: too many - dominion, mando, sheffgoths(!), contaminatii, tarts (as if anyone uses the damn thing these days), grapes, and some work related ones

How long have you been reading UPG: since i worked out how to.

What has been your favorite thread on UPG: the one about me and the boobs

What are some of your hobbies: lying very still trying to be asleep, sewing, vegging in front of the telly, cooking and annoying people by saying "i can make that for a fiver!"

What's the motto you adhere to: "i can make that for a fiver!"

What's is your personal stupid human trick: not getting around to making things for a fiver and also being terribly in debt all around.

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: doing soemthign fulfilling and innovative workwise and not being so heavily in debt. id also like to be happy.

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: the ability to inspire people not least myself.

What do you think is your best asset: my pig collection

What do you think is the worst thing about you: my body/personality in fact, everything is pretty grim.

What do you value most in a friend: being there when i need them

How do you picture UPG: full of spotty adolescents and beardy blokes showing off

Do you have another question: why is the world not over yet?