Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: David Phillips

Your online/nickname: Fuzzygoth, Flipper, Drunken scottish Git

Web page URL: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Pit/2922/fuzzygoth1.html until my new and alegedly improved version go's up ... sometime in the future

Age: 24

Birthday: 14 - 01 - 75

Gender: Male

Location: Brockley, London (soon to be Glasgow again)

Height/weight: Jings eh 6' something small and about 9 stone (i think)

Current haircolour/style: Magenta (starting to fade) soon to be black ...
 like tommorow

Natural hair colour: very dirty blonde/brownish I think (its been a while)

Eye colour: Browny-Green

Religion: None unless a fanatical devotion to Drinking counts

Siblings: 1 little brother who is bigger than me

Children: None thank God !

Relationship status: Eh as soon as I work it out

Occupation: Careworker soon to be a student again yaaaayyy *cartwheel*

Pets: One doggy Lady (the name is not my fault) Dobermin/terrier hey I'll let you work it out for your self !, 2 cats Garfeild & buster (again I can accept no responsibilty for my pets names and those responsible have been reported to the RSPCA)

Computer you're on: A old P-133 32 megs of Ram, approx 4 gig HD running win 98, Photoshop 5, Illustrator 7 and numerous other applications which my 'ikkle 'puter shouldn't run :) (yes its on its last legs)

Favorites

Books: Eh almost any Edding, Elfstones of Shannara, Timothy Zahn star wars books, Sherlock Homes, Druss the legend and other various si-fi & fantasy.

Movies: Jacob's Ladder, All the Star wars & Trek movies, Connan, Willow. Some Kind of wonderfull (a personal Fave) Austin Powers (A seriously cool flick), So I married and axe murder (Scotts seem to find this funnier than anyone else), Is a wonderful life, the thing both versions, Braveheart, Dances with wolves, Waterworld, Army of Darkness :) the truth about cats and dogs, Grosse point blank, any jackie chan films and far to many more to mention (yes I watch a lot of films ...

Poems: One or two but I don't know their names

Television shows: Red Dwarf, and Si-Fi (Dr Who, B5, Trek, Sliders, Space above and beyond, etc), Father ted, South Park, Martal Law, Hercules (but not Xena), Ironside, Quincy, Inspector Morse, American Gothic, Blake seven, Randal & hopkirk (decessed), The Proffesionals, Starsky & hutch, The Sweeney, Bj & the bear, The adventures of Huckalberry finn etc ... (yep had too much spare time as a kid)

Songs: I go crazy - Flesh for lulu, X's & O's - The zero's (oh anyone who has a copy of this please contact me), Tykketo - Forever Young, The Mission - Bridges burning, gennerally any 80's music & goth (oh and manuskript in gennral) oh and some industrial.

Board games: Age of Empires & that tacky hunt dracula Game but only with the accents :)

Computer games: Supremacy, Master of Orion 2, Civilisation & 2 etc, Masters of magic, Old SSI roleplay games, Arena, Daggerfall, Diablo, Fallout, Jedi Knight, X-com UFO, Grand theft Auto, X-wing/Tie fighter, and many others

Other games: Most Roleplaying games but hero & fantasy games are my faves I like to play good guys - just no good at being bad :) also LARP games

Magazines: Some computer mag's, Dragon Magazine,

Places to visit: Orkney for the Beer festival (its cool), maybe canada at some point

Food: Macaroni Cheese, My freinds home made curry (nothing quite like it :)

Colours: Black & White, Bright Red, Silver & Blue

Drinks: Iron-Bru and any alcaholic beverage ;)

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: Ocassionally Alt.gothic, sometimes alt.fan.eddings and most mp3 groups.

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: Scot-Goth, Sluts & Mancgoff for no other reason than I am nosey and bored a lot :)

How long have you been reading UPG: longer than some not as long as others, in other word I can't really remember.

What has been your favorite thread on UPG: God I don't think I can actually remember any recently that I really liked

What are some of your hobbies: Drawing, messing about with my webpage, cycling although I havn't done it in a while, swimming ditto.

What's the motto you adhere to: It's not that I don't have confidence In people ... Its just I have more confidence in human nature

What's is your personal stupid human trick: Eh the ability to fall down flights of stairs with out personal injury I think it would have to be :)

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Hopefully not dying of liver failure, although after one slime I think It might be a long slippery road.

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: I actually can't think of a thing ... really I can't :)

What do you think is your best asset: being a loud drunken freindly twat

What do you think is the worst thing about you: My temper (it is a very very very rare thing, but can be quite nasty should it raise its ugly head) and only 2-3 people alive have ever gotten me to that stage.

What do you value most in a friend: standing by a freind in all the shit that life brings our way and standing up for & by them. I can't think of the right word (True Freindship)

How do you picture UPG: as a newsgroup (well is a silly question really )

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