Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2001 Edition

The Physical:

Your name: Rikky Pyne

Your online/nickname: Filthy Rikky

Web page url: http://www.killinngmiranda.pair.com

Age: 28

Birthday: 27th May

Gender: Homo Sapiens

Location: Hounslow

Height/weight: 5' 11". 12 stone.

Current hair colour/style: Black and green

Natural hair colour: Brown

Eye colour: Evil green

Religion: RIkky Pyne (actually thelemic- but it amounts to much the same thing)

Siblings: Brother

Children: Yes please ! WIth extra Mayo !

Relationship status: Living with someone.

Occupation: Musician, sometime DJ and oral sex on goats

Pets: Irish Dave

Computer you're on: I'm in a netcafe !

Favourites:

Books: ANything by Clive Barker, Umberto Eco and Poppy Z Brite

Movies: THe exorcist. 2001. The thing. Hotel new Hampshire fuckin loads of others- I love cinema !

Poems: Blake definately.

Television shows: Deep space 9 ! Da Ali G show. Father ted.

Songs: "tiptoe through the tuilips" by Tiny tim

Bands/musicians: Wumpscut, Covenant, Funker Vogt, Star Industry, Killing MIranda (arf), The MIsfits, The Cramps, and oooh loads of others...of yeah...DIARY OF DREAMS

Club: Slimes / Tenebre

Board games: NUde CHess

Computer games: Civilisation 2

Other games: Mind your own busiess !

Magazines: Munching Midgets. Lap Kebab monthly.

Places to visit: New Orleans and Leipzig !

Food: MExican / Indian

Colours: Lots of them

Drinks: Long Island Iced tea

Miscellaneous Questions:

What other newsgroups do you read: alt.djwars.com, alt.arrogantmuso.co.uk, alt.wankfest.com

To Which mailing lists are you subscribed:

How long have you been reading upg: three years give or take

What has been your favourite thread on upg: Anything with our sound engineer in it !

What are some of your hobbies: Evil. Football.

What's the motto you adhere to: DRINK ! FECK ! ARSE ! GIRLS !

What is your personal stupid human trick: DRINK ! FECK ! ARSE ! GIRLS !

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: DRINK ! FECK ! ARSE ! GIRLS !

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Maturbation.

What do you think is your best asset: My shares in M&S.

What do you think is the worst thing about you: DRINK !

What do you value most in a friend: DRINK !

How do you picture upg: FECK !

Do you have another question: I'm a happy camper Filthy RIkky