Your name: ross
Your nickname/online name: enigma1977
Age: 26
Birthday: 13/07/1977
Gender: male
Location: cornholme, todmorden, lancs...unless i'm working in burnley...unless i'm playing out in manchester...unless i'm lost
Uk height/weight: 5ft 8 and 10.5st
Current hair colour/style: totally shaved...am too much of a miser to pay for a haircut
Natural hair colour: half brown, half blond...god i'm a freak!
Eye colour: bloo
Body mods: tattoos and one piercing...can't think of where to have me next...
Religion: no thanks...
Siblings: one brother...except he's not really my brother...but is the only person i consider to be true family...
Children: one amazing son in manchester
Relationship status: single...(and by the end of this farce, it will be apparent why!)
Occupation: tattoo artist, piercer, piss artist
Pets: i can barely look after meself!
Books: anything by douglas adams, terry pratchett, shelly johnson (go read! good!), harry potter, billy connolly bio by his missus, terry wogan autobio...
Movies: keith richards...sorry, johnny depp...in pirates of the caribbean, razorblade smile, gattaca, contact, harry potter, naked lunch
Poems: not found any that hit the spot yet
Television shows: mystery science theater 3000, fast show, the office, american gothic, buffy (RIP),...i know, i know, i'm sad...
Songs: small town boy by paradise lost, my immortal by evanescence, swamp thing by the chameleons, sonne by rammstein, love you to death by type o negative
Bands/musicians: paradise lost, rammstein, chameleons, black tape for a blue girl, type o negative, james
Club: was the underworld at jilly's rockworld till i moved
Dj (n.b. you can't name yourself): mark mckenna from the thirsty scholar/ritz/jillys in manchester
Board games: chess, monopoly cos i always win!
Computer games: grand theft auto vice city, final fantasy series, bishy bashy special, silent hill
Other games: there's a great game called "lets-work-out-what-day-of-the-week-it-is-and-what-i'm-supposed-to-be-doing" which i play every weekend!
Magazines: kerrang, metal hammer, sfx, maxim, fhm, tattoo energy, skin deep
Places to visit: austria, turn-of-the-century london if i could...
Food: chocolate without a doubt!
Colours: blue, black, ultra violet
Drinks: diet coke or red bull or black coffee
Computer you're on now: dunno, but it's new and bloody fast!
Web page url: www.netgoth.org.uk of course...and www.rathergood.com for a real perspective of normality
Reading upg since: today (25.12.03)
Favourite thread on upg: some of the answers on this one!
How you picture upg: sideways with a slice of lemon
Other newsgroups read: you misunderstand...i don't read, i just look at the pictures...
Electronic mailing lists: you really don't want to know, unless you have an unhealthy obsession with adobe photoshop features and upgrades...
Irc channels: eh? we'll have none of this new-fangled techno-babble here me laddie...
What are some of your hobbies: hobbies? or do you mean obsessive-compulsive disorders? tattoos, photography, music, attempting to stay away from reality...
What's the motto you adhere to: "when life throws you a lemon, remember to declare it as a gift on your tax return"...seriously tho, "me and my own...that's all that matters"
What is your personal stupid human trick: talking shite...
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: couple more tattoo studios, property, thinking of retirement
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: to have sorted my life out 10 years ago
What do you think is your best asset: lets be honest...it's not my sense of humour is it? probably my dashing good looks, huge bank balance and ability to exaggerate massively...
What do you think is the worst thing about you: see all my above answers for the general idea...inability to give coherent directions...my blind stupidity in taking people at face value someimes.
What do you value most in a friend: honesty, acceptance and belief...only ever met one person like that.
Do you have another question: what time is lunch? is it just me? anyone want to chat?