Your name: emma
Your online/nickname: as above
Web page URL:
Age: 29
Birthday: 17/10
Gender: female
Location: bedlington, northumberland
Height/weight: 5'10"/ no clue, probably on the large side of a size 14
Current haircolour/style: purple when freshly dyed / long
Natural hair colour: brown
Eye colour: blue apparently
Religion: no ta
Siblings: 1 bro
Children: not planning any
Relationship status: together for 10 years, married for 5
Occupation: research associate apparently [dept. architecture, newcastle]
Pets: 2 dead rats. they're under the garden.
Computer you're on: works nt jobbie
Books: not enough by half. currently buying a new art book every month.
novelist i always buy: storm constantine
Movies: pulp fiction springs to mind, i'm sure there's others.... [cribs from other people's lists] ah yes, rocky horror, dangerous liasons
Poems: joolz, not that i've read much poetry
Television shows: far too much. adam & joe, nevermind the buzzcocks, red dwarf
Songs: eek! pass, as mood dependant
Bands/musicians: nma, p.j. harvey, alice in chains, nephs, wonderstuff, creaming jesus, rosetta, sly & the family stone to name but a few...
Board games: if people insist
Computer games: definately not. most of them make me feel seasick.
Other games: twister, pissed up pool, tequila
Magazines: skindeep, awol [r.i.p. boo hoo hoo]
Places to visit: harris & lewis & the north west of scotland. northern ireland [my last 2 holidays funnily enough...]
Food: mmmmm
Colours: black, black, black, even blacker
Drinks: snakebite, tequila, wine, tequila, baileys, tequila, peach schnapps, tequila, tequila.
What other newsgroups do you read: none & i shouldn't really be reading this but....
To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: rosetta, negoth, north-goth, evilgothbikerskum [as a result of this thread]
How long have you been reading UPG: on & off... oh dunno.. 3/4 years
What has been your favorite thread on UPG: UPG pantos/stories/spoofs [e.g. the star wars one]
What are some of your hobbies: motiebikes [gsxr750] & their associated drinking in fields of a weekend, swimming [as a result of a misguided but necessary health kick], gardening.
What's the motto you adhere to: do unto others etc etc
What's is your personal stupid human trick: can dance like a muppet [& used to do a mean beaker impression when the sides of my head were shaved.] can sing like ethel murman
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: still no clue
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: clear complexion [i'm nearly 30 dammit!]
What do you think is your best asset: over friendly
What do you think is the worst thing about you: can be increadibly vacuous [part of the over friendly thing]. also an appaling memory for all the important stuff.
What do you value most in a friend: honesty
How do you picture UPG: the matrix
Do you have another question: can i have a new bike please? <flutter>