Your name: Doktor Joy
Your online/nickname: Doktor Joy
Web page url: http://www.doktorjoy.org
Age: 30+
Birthday: Sagittarian
Gender: Male, sadly
Location: Slough/Heathrow
Height/weight: 5'11, 128lbs (9 stone 2lbs)
Current hair colour/style: Long & black
Natural hair colour: Unrewarding
Eye colour: Brown
Religion: You can be anything you want to be.
Siblings: Two brothers, poor fellows
Children: None that I know about (alimony suits please form an orderly queue)
Relationship status: If the females of this era could commit themselves to saying 'yes' or 'no', rather than playing silly guessing games, then I'd be able to answer this.
Occupations: Software Engineer, Retailer
Pets: 1 stupid cat
Computer you're on: G4/450 Powermac.
Books: LOTR, Snowcrash, Gothic Tales of Marquis de Sade, Clockwork Orange
Movies: Are in almost all cases a complete waste of time. Bladerunner is an exception. There are more, including the obvious one.
Poems: Not really
Television shows: Farscape
Songs: Kirlian Camera - Ascension, Covenant - Leviathan
Bands/musicians: This would be a waste of bandwidth to explore in full. Top 5 are, in no particular order: Alien Sex Fiend, Sisters, Nephilim, Bauhaus, Covenant
Club: Slimelight
Board games: Trivial Pursuits
Computer games: Unreal Tournament, Strikeforce, Tombraider Series, Alpha Centauri
Other games: Striker, Traveller, Rolemaster, AD&D
Magazines: Skin Two
Places to visit: Windsor, Lake District, Fort William, most of Wales
Food: Tea Cakes!
Colours: Black, White, Blue
Drinks: Tea (Peppermint, Earl Grey or Lady Grey). Schnapps occasionally.
What other newsgroups do you read: Lots
To which mailing lists are you subscribed: Lots
How long have you been reading upg: As long as it's been here. (7 years?)
What has been your favourite thread on upg: The "please can the world's obnoxious twats leave me alone" thread; because afterwards, they did.
What are some of your hobbies: Reading, Music, Gaming
What's the motto you adhere to: NOTHING is worth dying for.
What is your personal stupid human trick: Allowing myself to believe that the things I do actually matter; like someone cares.
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Travelling the world with a soul companion.
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: A soul companion
What do you think is your best asset: My legs. And, I'm not as big an arsehole as half the people I've met.
What do you think is the worst thing about you: My intolerance. I'm a bigger areshole than half the people I've met.
What do you value most in a friend: The ability to argue with me effectively
How do you picture upg: A tragic shade of what it was.
Do you have another question: Does anybody have a good reason for doing this questionnaire ;o)