Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2001 Edition

The Physical:

Your name: Debbie

Your online/nickname: Debzzz

Web page url: None

Age: 28

Birthday: 8th October

Gender: Female

Location: Ascot / Bracknell

Height/weight: 5'6 / 10.5 stone

Current hair colour/style: Recital red black / current 'Rachel' cut

Natural hair colour: Dishwater

Eye colour: Greeny bluey grey

Religion: None

Siblings: Brother

Children: Not bloody likely

Relationship status: Unloved

Occupation: Software engineer

Pets: None (used to have rats)

Computer you're on: Dell Optiplex GX1

Favourites:

Books: Memoirs Of A Geisha

Movies: Drive, The Crow, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Nightmare Before Christmas

Poems: Not a great fan

Television shows: Farscape, Buffy, Angel, Charmed, Buzzcocks, Frasier

Songs: Manics "Motorcycle Emptyness", Mansun "Wide Open Space", Icon of Coil "Shalow Nation", loads of others, mind is blank.

Bands/musicians: The usual suspects - Mesh, VNV, Wolfshiem, Covenant, Switchblade Symphony, Tori Amos, Marc Almond, Manics, Mansun, Muse, Radiohead, etc

Club: Full Tilt (I offer no apology)

Board games: Monopoly

Computer games: Tekken Tag

Other games: Trying to drive around Bracknell and still stay alive.

Magazines: Cosmo, Heat, Meltdown

Places to visit: Camden or Whitby

Food: Chinese, tiramisu

Colours: Pink, blue, purple, silver

Drinks: Smirnoff Ice, Bacardi Breezer Orange

Miscellaneous Questions:

What other newsgroups do you read: various Visual basic ones (for work, not pleasure)

To which mailing lists are you subscribed: None

How long have you been reading upg: Around a year

What has been your favourite thread on upg: Sushidog!!, ones that go off on a stupid tangent

What are some of your hobbies: Making jewellery, grooming myself as the replacement of Victor Meldrew

What's the motto you adhere to: A pessamist is never disappointed.

What is your personal stupid human trick: Being pessamistic!

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Just being contented.

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Time travel

What do you think is your best asset: Ability to make people laugh.

What do you think is the worst thing about you: Lack of confidence

What do you value most in a friend: Ability to kick me up the arse when I am being miserable.

How do you picture upg: A pretty dysfunctional family ;)

Do you have another question: Nope