Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Daniel

Your online/nickname: Daniel Strangelove

Web page URL: none

Age: 20

Birthday: 31/03/79

Gender: male

Location: Hertfordshire/Aberdeen (I like to expand my horizons)

Height/weight: 170cm and 50kg

Current haircolour/style: mid-length, mostly brown, with a blonde
 quiff/fringe thingy.

Natural hair colour: dark brown

Eye colour: dark brown

Religion: egotheist (I _am_ God)

Siblings: none

Children: none

Relationship status: single

Occupation: Trying to take over the world

Pets: two cats, some fish, a gimp in the basement

Computer you're on: Erm- lets see - it's sort of whitish beige - there's something with keys in front of me - oh, who cares?

Favorites

Books: A Clockwork Orange, Nausicaa of the valley of wind, Tennesee Williams

Movies: Leon, Clerks, Heathers

Poems: Eliot, Keats, Edward Thomas

Television shows: None.

Songs: American Pie, Commuter Love (Div. Com.)

Bands/musicians: Idlewild, Roxy Music, Chicks

Board games: Risk

Computer games: Driver at the moment, on the PSX

Other games: Mind, Reindeer, War.

Magazines: Dazed, iD, Melody Maker

Places to visit:

Food: Junkivore and vegetarian

Colours: black, white, silver.

Drinks: Vast amounts of coke, pepsi, Irn Bru etc, mixed with whiskey after nightfall - I rarely drink alchohol during the daytime.

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: None

To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: Life's too short for mailing lists

How long have you been reading UPG: 5 years, with interruptions-

What are some of your hobbies: drinking, dancing, photographing people (with and without their knowledge/consent)

What's the motto you adhere to:

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: laughing

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: A girlfriend who was more intelligent than me.

What do you think is your best asset: Chiseled physique

What do you think is the worst thing about you: Overwhelming arrogance

What do you value most in a friend: enough money for the next round.

How do you picture UPG: A big dark cave, with everyone watching shadows on the wall. Whilst throwing things at the a.g cave.

Do you have another question: When?