Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG 2001 Edition

The Physical:

Your name: Jade Cerff

Your online/nickname: Covgoth/Lougarry

Web page url: www.justjade.co.uk (it's not finished yet)

Age: 12 (stand on yer head)

Birthday: 15 June

Gender: F

Location: Sometimes in Coventry, sometimes in Leicester, sometimes in Southam

Height/weight: 160cm, 9st

Current hair colour/style: Long and plum...er..faded plum

Natural hair colour: dark blonde/mousey

Eye colour: hazel

Religion: Not!

Siblings: Dis-owned brother

Children: 2...ratties, Wibble and Tamlin...easy to look after, when you tire of them they go back in the cage...much cheaper also

Relationship status: Seeing Neil

Occupation: student, part time graphics, illustrations

Pets: see children

Computer you're on: er...a shite one at Uni. I'm currently holding the fort in the Resource Room.

Favourites:

Books: LotRs, stuff with dragons and monsters, thrillers, horrors, childrens books (ok so I work for Scholastic...get free books...read what I can get my hands on)

Movies: STUART LITTLE!!! too many to say.

Poems: 19 C, some turn of the century stuff, and childrens poems

Television shows: Where snowboarders do cool things and then land on their heads...thats really satisfying knowng at least if you can't take'em out when you ski, they'll take themselves out on the half pipe:D

Songs: Lots

Bands/musicians: Lots, mainly Siouxsie, LAM, SoM, Mish, DM, The Creatures, Adam Ant, stuff...

Club: Heresy, Disassembly, Spellbound (when I can get there), Gossips (it's been a looong time)

Computer games: was Phantasmagoria, now games where I can get to shoot lots of people

Places to visit: Anywhere nice/historic

Food: Anything, mmm steak

Colours: Black purple, reds & blue (my ski gear is blue)

Drinks: Red Bull, Red bull, Red Bull, vodka, stuff with Taurin in it, Caffiene (twitch)

Miscellaneous Questions:

What other newsgroups do you read: UPG, Covheretic, Tainted, Alt.pets.rats (or what ever it is) Alt.music.LAM (or whatever)

To which mailing lists are you subscribed: see above

How long have you been reading upg: A while now

What are some of your hobbies: killing snowboarders

What's the motto you adhere to: Arse!

What is your personal stupid human trick: Paranoia

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: World domination

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: Enough money to pay of the Damn studen loan!

What do you think is your best asset: That would be telling;)

What do you think is the worst thing about you: Lack of organisational skills

What do you value most in a friend: Tolerance, understanding, some one who's shoulder you can cry on and not worry that they're going to stab you in the back

How do you picture upg: A big tea party;p