Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition
The Physical:
Your name: Chris Johnson
Your online/nickname: Numbersix, Ranger, Chris
Web page url: http://www.nccnet.co.uk/~sixie/
Age: 25
Birthday: 3 August
Gender: either; Sex - male
Location: Sheffield
Height/weight: 5'11"
Current hair colour/style: Long-ish and brown
Natural hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: Bluey-grey-thingy by the looks of things
Religion: nothing definate, but veering towards summat more pagan/druid/wiccan type thing.
Siblings: 1 sister, hiding in not-so-sunny Coventry
Children: No thanks.
Relationship status: Single
Occupation: "Design Engineer" (read: computer programmer/sys-admin with industrial leanings)
Pets: None - landlord doesn't allow them 
Computer you're on: P200 running linux, but looking to upgrade to some beefier hardware.
Favourites:
Books: Katherine Kerr, Doug Adams, Tolkien, and Pratchett - a mix of fantasy and sci-fi really
Movies: shrug wierd/strange stuff. I'll watch anything apart from cheesy comedy (which mostly makes me cringe)
Poems: Not a poetry person.
Television shows: I don't own a TV
Songs: shrug no particualr favorites
Bands/musicians: Delerium, delerium, clan of xymox, dead can dance, and did I mention delerium?
Club: Dissolution
Board games: Chess
Computer games: Don't really play any...but to choose from what I do play... Chuckie Egg, Puzzle Bobble/Bubble Bobble, Wolf3D, Point Blank, Hard Drivin'/Race Drivin' were good, but you can't find them in the arcades much these days :-/
Other games: Card games...polka, rummy
Magazines: None...newspapers - Independant
Places to visit: castles (always good), some pre-historic places aren't bad...
Food: Choclate, fish, breakfast cereals, chicken.
Colours: Black mostly
Drinks: Tea! Guinness, caffereys
Miscellaneous Questions:
What other newsgroups do you read: (checks .newsrc)... force9.* (ISP groups), comp.os.linux.misc, uk.telecom, uk.telecom.broadband. Occasionly pop eye into alt.lasers and sci.crypt
To which mailing lists are you subscribed: Shef linux users group, shefgoths,
How long have you been reading upg: A couple of years I think
What has been your favourite thread on upg: shrug 
What are some of your hobbies: Hitting people with big pointy sticks, reading
What's the motto you adhere to: Don't have one.
What is your personal stupid human trick: I'm sure a friend can tell me this, as I'm not sure myself...
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Not a lot and making money
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: prolly a bit more self-confidence really.
What do you think is your best asset: being around for friends should they need it.
What do you think is the worst thing about you: A lack of tolerance for irrartional people
What do you value most in a friend: tolerance and open-mindedness
How do you picture upg: more lively than anywhere else I've been on-net for
a while...good place to hangout generally.
Do you have another question: