Your name: Tom
Your online/nickname: Tom
Web page URL: www.warwick.ac.uk/~bsumq
Age: 20
Birthday: 17/10
Gender: male
Location: Oxford / Coventry. Depending.
Height/weight: Too short, and too fat.
Current haircolour/style: Mousey brown. Longish.
Natural hair colour: Mousey Brown
Eye colour: Blue
Religion: none
Siblings: 1 ickle brother
Children: none
Relationship status: attached to a cat
Occupation: Office dogsbody or student layabout. Depending.
Pets: Not enouogh.
Computer you're on: P133 Win95 thing.
Books: Illuminatus, PZ Brite, <Currently reading Stranger in a Strange land>
Movies: Delicatessen, the City of the Lost Children, many by Peter Greenaway, La haine, Gilliam films, Withnail, too many to go further...
Poems:
Television shows: News, satire.
Songs:
Bands/musicians: Orff, Delibes, Pink Floyd, Portishead, KLF, Orb, Lab4, and the usual host of goth stuff.
Board games: Nuclear War, Carom, Jenga, Mah Jong
Computer games: Nuclear War, Action Quake, GTA
Other games: Real Tennis
Magazines: Private Eye
Places to visit: Anywhere I've not been yet.
Food: I will eat nearly anything
Colours: black, pink, white, puce.
Drinks: coffee, tea, wine, beer, gin, brandy, pernod, gin.
What other newsgroups do you read: alt.gothic.fashion, uwarwick.misc, uwarwick.societies.rock
To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: OxGoths, Contaminatii, KLF
How long have you been reading UPG: 2-3 years.
What has been your favorite thread on UPG:
What are some of your hobbies: Cooking, eating, drinking, breathing
What's the motto you adhere to: You're only as big as the things that make you angry.
What's is your personal stupid human trick: Eating/breathing fire.
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Nothing - I'd like to be retired.
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: The means to retire early. Oh - and a degree would be nice.
What do you think is your best asset: The ability to bullshit liberally.
What do you think is the worst thing about you: See above.
What do you value most in a friend: Not phoning me up at 4am to demand chilli sauce.
How do you picture UPG: As a bunch of geeks in black shouting at each other.
Do you have another question: Why are university administrators so dim?