Now, I love filling out this kind of thing, but I kind of think I'm letting myself in for some trouble because people are doing to realise who I am. As if "some old pisshead" didn't sum me up entirely. Anyhow, 'nuff waffle...
Your name: Susan, or Suzi. My mother's choice, nothing to do with 'er and the Banshees (which every single person I meet says to me, and thinks they're the first to say it, too...)
Your online/nickname: Some old pisshead.
Web page URL: Don't have one.
Age: 22
Birthday: 28/4/77.
Gender: female
Location: Walthamstow at present, although born and bred in [the shame of it] Bromley.
Height/weight: Short. And do you really think I'm going to post my weight on ukpg, you must be having a laugh!!!!!!
Current haircolour/style: A bit boring actually due to that major inconvenience which is having to look for a job. It's "blue/black" (supposedly, just looks black) shoulder length and in a bit of a "Rachel cut" although I usually wear it up...
Natural hair colour: dark brown.
Eye colour: hazel.
Religion: agnostic.
siblings: Half brother, who is 25 years older than me and lives a long way away (Africa!) and has evil wife and kids and therefore doesn't speak to me and therefore doesn't really count. Brought up as a spoilt brat only child.
Children: Like them grilled with side salad.
Relationship status: A mystery to me.
Occupation: Ditto. Just left university, clutching my degree, hollering "Gis a job, someone! No, I don't really have 2 lip rings and I'm not really hungover 90% of the time and therefore totally incapable of work!"
Pets: One rat, BarPress, also frequently head back to Bromley to borrow my mother's doggy, Kipsy. She smells terrible but she's the best person in the whole world (Kipsy, not my mum).
Computer you're on: One at college. I have a limited understanding of matters technical so I am unable to elaborate.
Books: Ruth Rendell (but not inspector Wexford), the Adrian Mole books, Nick Hornby, that sort of stuff.
Movies: Don't really like films -- I have a short attention span.
Poems: Don't much like poems. Think 99% percent of them sound really poncey. Funny ones are okay, but none really spring to mind.
Television shows: Casualty, countdown, soaps, talkshows, anything with Hospitals in it.
Songs: My all-time favourite would be "Kerosene" by Big Black or "Everybody's Gone" by the Senseless Things or something. The songs currently annoying my neighbours are "And tomorrow atlantis" by Fortification 55 (which some nice man on here told me what it was) and "Entombed" by Spahn Ranch (gig coming up, hoorah!)
Bands/musicians: I'll separate this into two sections: 1) Senseless Things, Carter USM, Neds Atomic Dustbin, Power of Dreams, Mega City 4, Compulsion. 2) Project Pitchfork, Apoptygma Berserk, Front Line Assembly, Leather Strip, X Marks the Pedwalk, Nekromantik, Mesh, Spahn Ranch.
Board games: Scrabble, Monopoly.
Computer games: Tetris
Other games: }:} [rude thoughts]
Magazines: ones for people much younger than myself! [grow up!]
Places to visit: Greece, America, anywhere that's not Bromley.
Food: Pizza (olive and artichoke)
Colours: Blue (colour of frigidity), purple (colour of sexual
frustration), red (colour of hot gagging-for-it-ness) depending on mood.
For reference meanings of other colours which i don't like so much are:
Green: Colour of envy.
Yellow: Colour of hunger.
Orange: Colour of people who like oral sex.
Brown: Colour of boring people.
Pink: Colour of stuck-up, garish, annoying idiots.
[Dammit, shouldn't have put real name, going to be beaten up by
pink people next time I'm out.]
Drinks: Cocktails (esp. vombies), vodka (makes the world go round...), tequila, choccy milkshakes, grapefruit juice.
What other newsgroups do you read: alt.cows.moo.moo.moo
To which mailing lists are you susbscribed: None.
How long have you been reading UPG: Not long, thankfully, or else I'd never have had time to pass my degree.
What has been your favorite thread on UPG: I thought it was quite good when people started asking the names of songs they liked and helpful pepole were providing answers... certain DJs in Slimelight can make you feel *this* big when you ask them.
What are some of your hobbies: Eating, drinking, sleeping. Writing a diary -- I've kept it since I was ten, and I'm sure it will be published as a great work of art after my death hum coff splutter maybe not. I'm sure it would lead to my death if it was published now. Walking the doggy. Drawing. Being obnoxious.
What's the motto you adhere to: Do not swallow. Don't show [someone] your breasts. Never shag anyone twice within a three month period. Actually, I only adhere to one of these. I just _try_ to adhere to all three... I'm not very good at adhering to anything.
What's is your personal stupid human trick: I can do the splits. I can touch my nose with my tongue.
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: Brain injury research.
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: A medical degree.
What do you think is your best asset: Brains. Give a good blow job.
What do you think is the worst thing about you: Should stop being rude to people. Look absolutely hideous undressed.
What do you value most in a friend: Reliability. Big record collection.
How do you picture UPG: ?
Do you have another question: Oh dammit, is that the end? I was enjoying that... I could sit and talk about myself all day... I frequently do...