Describe Yourself to the Netscrape
The UPG Edition

The physical

Your name: Andrew Stoker

Your online/nickname: Used to be "Ezra Jones" on uni bbs, geography teacher called me "Bram", my elder sister "Bram 2", and second sister "Young Bram". My brother had a different geography teacher.

Web page URL: http://www.netlink.co.uk/users/slowdive/ (assuming Netlink aren't broke this week)

Age: 28 going on 82

Birthday: 17 July 1970 (Cancer the Crab / Metal Dog in chinese horoscope)

Gender: Male

Location: Leicester

Height/weight: 5'10" 74kg feeling I could lose a pound or two

Current haircolour/style: Short brown
 

Natural hair colour: Short brown

Eye colour: Kinda grey with brown bits round the black bit :-)

Siblings: 2 sisters, 1 brother

Children: none

Relationship status: Single, flat sharing

Occupation: Typist/IT support

Computer you're on: Celeron 300 MHz, Win98

Favourites

Books: generally, Cyberpunk, Pterry, Cthulhu

Comics: Books of Magic, Hellraiser, Cerebus, Poison Elves, Legacy of Luther Arkwright, Dawn, Ghost

Movies: The Matrix was fun, Bladerunner, Addams Family, Akira, Hellraiser

Television shows: Simpsons, ST:DS9/Voy, Dilbert, X Files, Slayers (anime)

Songs: Turn to Stone - Siouxsie

Bands/musicians: Predictably, Sisters, Siouxsie, Cure, Bauhaus, Danse Society (early), INXS, Iron Maiden

Board games: Illuminati

Computer games: Play at your own pace RPGs

Other games: AD&D, Call of Cthulhu, Cyberpunk 2020

Magazines: Manga Max, New Scientist, Radio Times, Record Collector, Scientific American, SFX

Places to visit: Avebury

Food: Lasagne, Fish finger sandwiches, cheese on toast

Colours: black, blue, red

Drinks: tea, cider, peach schnapps

Miscellaneous questions

What other newsgroups do you read: 53 or so (goth, anime, xfiles, demon, dvd, uk.media), some aren't very busy :-)

To which mailing lists are you subscribed: dominion, satb-l, nephilim, gothic-bdsm, cygwin,

How long have you been reading UPG: since it started

What are some of your hobbies: anime, reading, frpg

What's is your personal stupid human trick: double jointed thumb?

What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: eek, Sometimes I have trouble deciding what I might be doing in ten hours...

What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: good drawing ability

What do you think is the worst thing about you: shyness

What do you value most in a friend: patience

How do you picture UPG: hydra

Do you have another question: Do you know where your towel is?