Your name:
Your nickname/online name: /mel/, or Sheepthief in some places
Age: 38
Birthday: Feb
Gender: Male
Location: Coventry, UK
Height/weight: 6'3"/dunno
Current hair colour/style: Ginger, grey, http://acidb.ath.cx/yeahbaby.jpg
Natural hair colour: Ginger, grey.
Eye colour: Brown
Body mods: One tattoo, if that counts, and a few bits surgically removed.
Religion: I need no crutch, and certainly not one so shaky.
Siblings: Two older sisters.
Children: Not yet.
Relationship status: Single-handedly single, and emphatically so.
Occupation: Unemployed bum.
Pets: Solo & Nermal, http://mel.webhop.net
Books: Greg Egan, Jerome K Jerome, George Orwell, Alan Sillitoe, Graham Greene, Isaac Asimov.
Movies: Delicatessent, Priscilla, Wings Of Desire.
Poems: Sidney Lanier
Television shows: The Simpsons, Have I Got News for You.
Songs: A Forest, Planet Claire, In Shreds, No Love Lost, Horse With No Name.
Bands/musicians: Empirion, Juno Reactor, Interpol, Pink Turns Blue.
Club: Don't currently have a favourite.
Dj (n.b. you can't name yourself):
Board games: Never use Trivial Pursuit as a substitute for sex.
Computer games: Don't seem to bother much now, but I'd like to take this opportunity to register my disgust at how shit Unreal 2 was.
Other games: None.
Magazines: None.
Places to visit: Prague.
Food: Bacon & brie baguettes.
Colours: Infra-red.
Drinks: Becherovka, Drambuie, Irn Bru
Computer you're on now: ~yawn~
Web page url: http://sheepthief.livejournal.com/
Reading upg since: Years, I dunno.
Favourite thread on upg: Anything that effectively demonstrates what a waste of organs Mixy/Phildo is.
How you picture upg: On its last legs.
Other newsgroups read: None.
Electronic mailing lists: A few regional goth things, but very few these days.
Irc channels: #uk_goffs, if I'm desperate.
(Kind of needs updating for livejournal, no)?
What are some of your hobbies: Reading, sleeping, scratching my arse, pointless philosophising.
What's the motto you adhere to: I don't.
What is your personal stupid human trick: The fact that I still exist.
What do you want to be doing 10 years from now: I hope to God it's not this.
What is the one thing/skill that you do not have now that you wished you possessed: An overwhelming sense of contentment.
What do you think is your best asset: Sense of humour.
What do you think is the worst thing about you: Selfishness / thoughtlessness.
What do you value most in a friend: Being there.
Do you have another question: What's it all about then, eh?
